p.s. Hey. I didn't check to see if those links still work. If they don't, sorry. And if they do, sorry too maybe. I should be close to winding up my Scandinavia trip today. If the preexisting plans came to fruition, I should start driving -- well, sitting in the passenger seat since my companion Zac is the designated driver -- for something like 14 hours back to Paris in exactly two days from now. See you soon.
John Suiter: When Ray Johnson committed suicide from eastern Long Island's Sag Harbor bridge in January 1995, he had been known as "the most famous unknown artist in New York" for 30 years. He had first been called that in the New York Times, on the occasion of an exhibition of his work in Manhattan in 1965. For another artist, such a review, in such a publication, might have heralded his entrance into the mainstream. But Johnson embraced the role of "famously unknown", with all its contradictions, and deftly maintained it for the rest of his life.
Even now, he remains an underground figure. But that may be changing. His posthumous career, no longer encumbered by the actual presence of his unpredictable genius, is beginning to take shape "behind glass", as curators like to say. The recent and extraordinary documentary about his art and life, 'How to Draw a Bunny', has been an international success. He is being categorized as a precursor of the post-modernists for his richly allusive collages ("moticos" he named them); also as the inventor of Mail Art (art circulated using the post); as a Pop Art pioneer (see his mid-1950s Elvises and Lucky Strike logos); and as a life artist and master of the throwaway gesture in performance events he liked to call "nothings" (as opposed to "happenings"). And a following that is almost a cult has developed around Johnson on the Internet and in wannabe mail-art networks in the wake of his "Friday the 13th" suicide - or "Rayocide," as it has been called.
Even his closest friends and associates agree that Johnson carefully planned his death, performed it as his final "nothing", and that it was, in retrospect, a long time in the making. The legend of Johnson, who was born in Detroit in 1927, goes back a long way - at least as far as Black Mountain College in North Carolina, matrix of the post-war American avant- garde, where Johnson arrived in 1945 and soaked up the influences of Merce Cunningham, Jean Varda, Robert Motherwell, Willem de Kooning, Buckminster Fuller and, particularly, Joseph Albers, John Cage, and sculptor Richard Lippold (who became his lover, and with whom he later lived in New York with Cage and Cunningham). But Bill Wilson, writer, collector and long- term friend, insists: "Ray was already on his way to drowning when I met him in 1956." Johnson was then living in Dover Street, at the foot of the Brooklyn Bridge, and Wilson remembers seeing an early drawing of Johnson's "with dotted lines leading from the shore out on to the Brooklyn Bridge and then down into the water."
On Johnson's last afternoon, he drove from his home in Locust Valley, Long Island - where he had lived for the previous 25 years - to the village of Orient, far out on the island's North Fork. Johnson had moved from Manhattan to Long Island in the summer of 1968, after a traumatic 48-hour period which included the shooting of his friend Andy Warhol by Valerie Solanas, his own mugging at knifepoint later the same night, and the assassination of Robert Kennedy the next morning. He never moved back to the city. Instead, from Locust Valley, he conducted his ever-expanding "New York Correspondence School".
Johnson had been a creative and prolific correspondent from high school, when he first included drawings and collages along with written words in his letters. As his network of friends grew to include other artists - and eventually everybody who was anybody on the New York art scene - he began to orchestrate paths for his correspondences. He sent off drawings with instructions to add something to the work then mail it on to someone else. Eventually, the piece would return to Johnson. By 1968, when the activity first acquired its New York Correspondence School tag, his hundreds of correspondents included Andy Warhol, Yoko Ono, James Rosenquist, John Cage and the de Koonings.
At 4pm on the day of his suicide, Johnson arrived in Orient and called his old friend Bill Wilson. "Tell Toby this is a mail event," he said to Wilson. "Toby" is Toby Spiselman, Johnson's closest female friend, another old comrade from the mid-1950s in New York. Spiselman was for years the "acting secretary" of the Correspondence School. Johnson himself had spoken to Toby the night before, and although he did not mention suicide, she sensed that "something was wrong". Mostly, Ray had been intent on conveying his deep feeling for her in what he apparently knew were his parting words. "Toby," he had told her as he hung up, "remember you are loved."
Wilson, too, had the feeling on the phone that he might be talking to his friend for the last time. "This was not a sudden eruption of melancholy," said Wilson shortly after Johnson's suicide. "Ray planned this carefully as a rational adult." Wilson is convinced that "from at least a year before the act. . . Ray Johnson intended to die on a Friday the 13th in his 67th year."
With his call to Wilson complete, and his pieces to Spiselman mailed, Johnson left Orient and drove five miles west to Greenport, where he took a ferry to Shelter Island, a 10-minute ride across Greenport harbour. Shelter Island is not huge; by car, it can be crossed in 15 minutes. At Sag Harbor, Johnson checked into the Baron's Cove Inn. The motel's records show that he signed in at 5.24pm. Under "Company Name", he wrote "New York Correspondence School". He was in the room for 90 minutes. He brought no luggage. He made no phone-calls.Shortly before 7pm, Johnson drove from the motel to the village, a one minute trip, and parked his old Volkswagen in front of the 7-Eleven store, about 30 metres from the bridge.
Johnson left his car, climbed the grade to the bridge's pedestrian walkway on the cove side and followed the railing to the middle of the span where it arched slightly to a height of about 7m above the water. The tide was rising beneath the bridge, flooding in from the open bay into Sag Harbor Cove. And then what? All we really know is that Johnson was alone. Did he drop himself over the side "as he would drop an envelope into a letterbox", as Bill Wilson imagines? Or, as another friend, David Bourdon, envisions, did he spring from the rail like the suicidal tramp in Renoir's farce, Boudu Saved from Drowning (reportedly one of Johnson's favourite films)?
Ray was alone on the bridge, but under it two teenaged girls were hanging out, and they heard the splash when he hit the water. They saw him bob to the surface and watched as he began swimming out towards the center of the cove. It was weird, but he seemed OK, because he never yelled for help. He was doing the backstroke. Still, they hurried to the police station two blocks away to report what they'd seen, but the office was closed. They couldn't find a patrol car, either, and none of the grown-ups they encountered on the street seemed overly concerned with what they told them. Finally, the girls went to a movie.
Johnson's body washed back and forth ("floated the measureless float", in Walt Whitman's phrase) on two high tides and two ebb tides during the course of the moonlit night, and was discovered shortly after noon the next day in bright sunshine, drifting face up in the water, fists clenched and arms crossed over his chest like a Pharaoh, 50m inside the mouth of Sag Harbor Cove.
Ray Johnson's suicide doesn't fit in with any of the usual suicide statistics that I know of. He is not known to have made any previous attempts on his life. Manic depression, culprit in the suicides of so many painters, poets and composers, does not seem to have been a factor, nor was he terminally ill. There were no drugs or alcohol in his blood, and an HIV screen test found no trace of infection. As for being driven to the deed by debt, when Sag Harbor police looked through his wallet on the shore of the cove, they found sixteen 100 dollar bills. On his last morning, Johnson had withdrawn $2,000 from a bank account of $100,000. Altogether, he had some $400,000 in savings.
If there had been any doubt that Ray had staged his death as a "piece", those doubts vanished upon entering his Locust Valley home in the days after his suicide. Throughout the house, there were stackings, pilings, groupings, placements of objects, hints, messages, all imbued with Johnson's spirit, all personal; "Ray's visual poems", according to Bill Wilson. The effect was of an elaborate composite suicide note in Johnsonian code, magnified by the fact that no one in his final audience had ever before seen the interior of Ray's home.
Beatty recalls that it was "like going into Ali Baba's Cave, with everything set up like a series of 3D puzzles. You could tell that he expected us to be there; he expected all this to be seen. There was his line of neckties, with an Andy Warhol tie poking out; his pairs of shoes in a row, with part of a phrase written on one shoe, and the second part of the phrase on the other shoe; all the fake eyelashes that he used in his collages were lined up perfectly on his work table. Each room had something. One of the most powerful experiences was walking into a small room full of framed works, all turned against the walls except for one huge portrait of Ray's head - by Chuck Close - staring out at you.
"It was eerie, but not surprising, that he put so much thinking into the way the house should be found. On the other hand, it got to the point where I wasn't sure if I was looking at `a piece' or just an example of Ray's usual obsessive orderliness. Clearly much of it had been set up just before his suicide; other things had been organized as they were for years. There was this long accretion, like archaeology, and after a while it was impossible to tell where one level left off and another began. Down in the basement, all his tools and rakes and wheelbarrow were organized just so, but then there were also piles of leather Duchampian valises.
"We had to take it apart because his heirs had to sell the house. I didn't want it to be dismantled; neither did Ray's gallerist Richard Feigen. It could have been left just that way as a Johnson museum. But over a period of weeks, we took it all down. But we created a grid showing the position of everything and catalogued every piece in every box and videotaped every wall and surface in each room."
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p.s. Hey. Only five more days until (1) the blog posts will be things you've never before again and (2) I will see you live again after so long, assuming I haven't managed to slip in a p.s. or two while on the road. I wrote this on May 6th, so I have no idea. Ray Johnson is great. Be with him.
We were watching Romeo and Juliet the movie from 1968 in english. lulz, the teacher didn't know about the nude scene.
It was somewhat like this:
Romeo and Juliet lay in the bed. Juliet has the cover around her, except her boobs are kind of exposed but we don't have to see them very much. Romeo i just laying there facedown, completely exposed. He awakens.
He goes to the window, and opens the curtans wide. He is still extremly nude and probably from the front the view would be very fascinating to all the woodland creatues. Not to us, unfortunatly. xDDD But we see a good solid many seconds of his backside.
Romeo looked like Zac Efron from some angles, so it's like i know what Zac Efron's ass looks like. It looks like this. Hah, I should brag to the fans. just say "I KNOW WHAT ZAC EFRON'S BUTT LOOKS LIKE!" OH YES.
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Speaking of HIGH SCHOOL MUSICIAL, star Zac Efron plans to star in a remake of the Kevin Bacon classic FOOTLOOSE. Oh, for f***’s sake! Is nothing scared?!? Let's play a game of Six Degrees of Our Boot to Zac Efron's ass.
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The FriarsDruggiest:
-Track down Zac Efron and have a 2 day roaming fuckfest. Running through every page of the Kama Sutra, using every type of sex toy known to man, and just going at it like a rabbit on viagra.
-Say goodbye to my family.
-Do Zac Efron cobra style in a hot tub.
-Snort a line of coke off Zac Efron's ass. Before doing the reverse wild stallion on the beach.
-Meet Britney Spears.
-Have sex with Zac Efron one more time.
Topix.com: Please comment on Vanessa Hudgens Nude Photos
Ashley: I don't think she's a slut, but she should have taken into account that she IS a celebrity, you guys sit there and say the "kids wont remember" 10 year olds use the internet! So stop being retarded. she works for the Disney Channel, I will not let my daughter watch her, she should have taken her head out of Zac Efron's ass, if she needed nude photos to keep him interested...then he's just as bad as she is. I hope her career goes to the toilet, that's what she gets for preaching abstinence to children, and then pulling this. Disney should fire her.
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Zac Efron: A Little Itchy?
Are my eyes playing tricks on me, or have some of the latest shots of Zac Efron been of him scratching himself? First there was his famous jock itch which he was shown shirtless and now he’s scratching his buttocks. Since his shirt was off in the other photo can we expect the pants to fall a little too? Still pretty cute though eh? I guess he could get away with it. What do you think? I think, Zac, if you're reading this, a tongue works so much better and you damn well know yours isn't going to reach back there.
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Topic: I HATE ZAC EFRON BECAUSE ...
Britrusso: I HATE ZAC EFRON BC HE SAID THAT ASHLEY TISDALE WAS BORING MAN HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOING TO PAY!!! SHE WAS ALWAYS NICE TO HIM AND HE SAYS THAT SHE IS BORING I HATE HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! backnwhiteinnyc: No way! OK OK OK ... my dads in prison for raping my best friend (SUX I KNOW TELL ME ABOUT IT) and my dad would love ta make Zaccy boy's pretty ass into his prison bitch (ZAC LOOKS A LOT LIKE MY BEST FRIEND I THINK THATS WHY I LOVE/HATE HIM) so if somebody can get Zac arrested on a DUI or something, my dad will make him pay soccerwomanX2: WHEN WHERE ????????/// IM NOT GOING 2 HAVE MY MAN DO DIS 2 HER AFTER SHEALREADY HAS A CRUSH ON HIM!!!!!!!!!! Britrusso: i dont know my friend told me i will have to ask him after vacation
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The Lord of the Rings sucks Zac Efron's ass!!!!!!
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DannyHorny2: Do you think my bum looks like Zac Efron's? 18aussieboy: we don't have a comparison??? oldmanriver: Add the shaggy hair and it looks just like him! ha. PortGuyBlue: how about a taste test? bluedragon4: I don't think the Efron has dimpling. So, no. ThePrince85: You have got to be kidding me. elvin1: I have never seen Zac Efron's ass so I couldn't tell you. I bet he does have two cheeks just like you do. But again, it's just a guess.... BenBen: Never seen Zacs' ass and i wouldn't care to!!...Relax them cheeks a bit bud..looks like your squeezin' a little much. lol SeedyPetee: there's no dick up your ass so, no, I don't think it looks like Zac's, sorry. merlot: the phantom of the opera is there, inside your mind.
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What em up sniggy dawgz. I be all caught up in this mix gettin mah crunk on with them essays. Shiet yo. Right now Tool be gettin down wit the High School Musical BRAPPIN that colorful gay Helium breathin Zac Efron's ass. What the fuck yo. I'll blaze that fooz ass. School em fo even tryin to rap. No one does it like tha Gangster Rapper... except for that Weird Yankovic jiggah. All about the Pentiumz biaatcchh!!! Where the hell is Whoriental Academy and Assman again? Don't tell me they be shootin another video. They made like 50 in the last couple of dayz. I guess it's all about the scrillah. Mo money, mo yayo, no problems. Blaze it up!
The Secret Adventures Of Zac Efron and Billy Gilman Nobody Knows About
by Lil Boney Boy
CHAPTER 4
THE ~HOT~ SHOWER
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ZAC & BILLY GET CAUGHT
... He reached further back behind Zac cleaning his white buttocks so that his face could move closer toward his dick. Zac purposely let his bobbing boner touch Billy's face right near the mouth teasing him to suck it but Billy resisted the temptation and cleaned the butt cheeks around the back of Zac's body.
Then Zac purposely swung his leg completely around Billy turning himself the other way. Suddenly, Billy found his face buried right underneath Zac Efron's ass.
The boy looked upward instantly mesmerized by the beautiful butt staring him in the face. He wanted desperately to check out the inside hole of Zac's ass. What did it look like? He knew that this would be a sight that nobody had probably ever seen before including Zac himself. Billy could not help but think that Zac must be really distraught from fatigue not realizing what he was doing to have his ass in his face but Billy did not care. He took full advantage of the opportunity before him. ...
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Zac Efron Isn’t a Teenager Anymore :(
Last week was very exciting for the scrumptious High School Musical star and major piece of prime cut ass Zac Efron, as he turned 20 years old. More importantly however, it was a tough week for me and many other people. Since our starry eyed hunk is no longer a teenager he falls on the hotness scale from about a 8.75 to a measly 6. This SUCKS. Consider the Olsen twins, no one talks about how hot these identical twins are anymore. Why, you ask? It’s simple, once we all threw our countdown-to-legal calendars in the gutter, they lost out their excitement! It was no longer forbidden, it was smack-you-in-your-face LEGAL to fantasize about MK and A, and no one cared. Mr. Piece-of-ass-of-the-moment Efron held on as long as he could, and we commend him for this my friends, but time is no longer on his side. All we have to look forward to now are some incriminating photos of the boy-with-hair-so-soft-I-wanna-use-it-as-a-scarf turning 21 and drunkenly making out with some random girl (fingers crossed). On totally unrelated note, does anyone perchance happen to know where Zac might be spending his 21st birthday. I will reward you handsomely if any information leads to me being that drunken hook-up.
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Donald Sutherland/Zac Efron
When: Currentish
Where: Valimar
What: Role-playing (student/teacher), caning and wtf? Character development
Information about Kiefer is hard to come by, even for Donald. However, he still has his membership and he needs to release a little stress. Going through the files, he finally picks out one and makes the arrangements, including an order for Zac Efron to be dressed in a typical school boy's uniform before he leaves for the room he's rented for the evening.
Zac is a bit bemused in wardrobe but in the end it just makes him smile. He's an easy going kid, and honestly role-play is... well it's play. He hasn't been given instruction about role, yet. So when he's let into the room he's directed to he goes to his knees, eyes on the ground with his hands clasped behind his back. "Master's slave." His voice is low and quiet, hair falling into his eyes. There's nothing nervous or skittish about him., much less angry.
The thick rattan cane is already in Donald's hands when Zac enters the room. It's been... Probably years since Donald last gave someone a caning, but the wood feels good in his hands, like a long lost lover. "Zachary, is it?" Donald asks softly, some slaves prefer their full names, some prefer nicknames, and Donald isn't sure which Zac prefers.
Gingerly Donald lifts the shirt tails away from Zac's upraised ass and drapes them carefully over his lower back, giving Donald complete access to Zac's backside. "Five, for not doing your homework. Count." Stepping back, he makes sure of the distance before he brings the thick cane down across the boy's pale unblemished cheeks. Donald checked Zac's profile before deciding on the boy to make sure that he could handle this, the cane tends to be a rather intense toy for most. ...
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Ricky: ONCE UPON A MIDNIGHT...
So, Zac Efron's ass? Okay I know that this is not a subject we talk about a lot, or even broach because we are mainly a humor site. But I wanted to bring up Zac Efron's ass really quickly. As a few of you know, and many of you do not, Zac was diagnosed with cancer last year... ass cancer. It was a terribly straining part of his life, at least I assume it was for I was not really paying attention, basically I was making fun of the situation. Anyway, it was finally apparent to his doctors that the Chemotherapy was not having a great enough effect... they were forced to surgery.
Yes.
Zac had his ass removed.
He cried for days. Even the squishy synthetic ass they gave him did not make him feel any better. It took him months to come to terms with what had happened, but finally he felt he had healed. Or more specifically he felt he had BEEN healed by a high power, i.e. Pat Roberts. The two of us took his cancer-ridden ass and burned it on a funeral pyre. Then we gathered up the ashes, put them in a Viking long ship, set it on fire and pushed it out to sea. Then we dumped gas into the sea and set that on fire as well.
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Berale: The people in this message did not know I'm using their nicks. They don't have anything to do with this message.
Please don't take it seriously.
Thank you all.
Sveta: It's that time again! Darki: To do another one of our cute little skits? Janet-is-not-a-slut: To make bubbles with our spit? Berale: No. It's time lick Zac Efron's ass! And to find out what is the best way to do so, we turn to...the Wheel Of Licking-Ass! Wheel of Licking-Ass, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the licking that we should learn. And the way to lick Zac's ass today is... Licking #4. : With the tongue of a very young girl, preferably a red-hair (young little girl).
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You are hilarious!
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janet is not a slut: LOL!!!!!!!!!
that was funny..... but its not like that....
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"....The world changes because you're made of ivory and gold. The curves of your lips rewrite history...."
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With the tongue of a very young girl, preferably a red-hair (young little girl).
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Lil Wayne And Zac Efron's Full-On Kiss
Lil Wayne is reportedly working with Zac Efron on a track for a new remix CD for High School Musical 2 called HSM2: Non-Stop Dance Party. In an interview with OC Weekly (via Radar ) Wayne said he only agreed to do it, because he needs to "reach those suburban white kids like Kanye did.”
The interview gets even weirder. Zac Efron shows up to Wayne's Miami mansion and greets him with a full-on kiss and says, “What’s up, my nigga?” Then Wayne says, "You watch it, pretty girl. I've got 10 black inches waiting for your tight little pussy, and you know this time it ain't gonna hurt." Noooo...this shit can't be real. Was the reporter on acid or something. Why didn't anyone whip out their damn video phone! I need proof of this encounter.
Zac apparently crashes at Wayne's mansion when he's in Miami. Wayne said the two met in San Francisco. “Zac and me was both in San Francisco a few months ago for a comic book convention or something, and we met at an afterparty at some bar. To get away from these girls that was chasing him, he ducked into the bathroom and I followed him in there. I was like, ‘What’s crackin’, my brother from another mother?’”
Bonding in a San Francisco bar bathroom? Next thing Wayne's going to say is that they sang Streisand karaoke together while sipping pomegranate martinis. Can this get any gayer?
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Zac Efron discovers he has Ass Worms! His rump-ranger friends reportedly totally grossed out!
by BuckwheatsButt
Vulva Valley, UT - Screen sensation Zac Efron just couldn't sit still anymore. The itch was so bad squirming only gave temporary relief, and the stiff repetitive moment made him look silly and nervous.
So, Zac went to his physician and discovered the horrible news. Yes, young, semi-talented movie stars can get rectal worms too, and it's no surprise that randy young men like Zac can suffer the embarrassing and often debilitating condition of...Ass Worms!
Poor hygiene is the number one culprit for the scourge of Menoticulous Retalocious, or better known as 'Ass Worms'. They thrive in the bottoms of young guys who are long on ego, but short on plain soap and water.
But Zac is lucky indeed! If this condition were to have happened to another young man just 50 years ago, the outlook would have meant months of smelly treatments with red hot sulphur sticks and long hours with a douchebag full of pesticides.
Quick action by his doctor and the liberal use of jellied gasoline enemas ended his torment in a short 14 hours. Zac is not one to take this condition and keep it a secret, he advised all the rest of his rump-ranger friends to get tested immediately.
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Zac Efron: Why do you want to see me nude? Fabulous Boy: Because you are delicously hot and I want to see whats in your pants you should be flattered! So many girls and gay guys want you! julie: will u marry me? essence: omg zac efron nude show me that i would love to do it with zac efron any day 24/7 essence: did you know zac efron puts mack up on his zitts!!! gross!!! Zac efron: there r no naked pics of me on the internet Alexis: zac you are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooo damn sssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxx xxxxxxxxyyyyy! i want to have sex with your sexy body!!!!!!!!!! zac efron: my email is zacefron29017@yahoo.com or zacefron29017@hotmail.com chelsea: srry that is fake its a photoshop cuz thats not the origional piture Zac Efron Naked Photo: celebsnapshot.com has the photo of zac in the flesh that EVERYONE is talking about. Find out what has 15% of the internet flocking. Haha: U GUYS ARE SICK STOP!!!!!!!!!! Tiffany: thier fake they took his face and put it on a naked body sexxy: i wanna see zac nude omg
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Zac Efron Flashes His Skinny Ass!
It's totally one of those things that just happens. I completely understand the major issue of keeping your pants up even when you're wearing a belt .. the clothes at Urban Outfitters are never a perfect fit. Seeing High School Musical stud Zac Efron showing off his Calvin Klein boxer briefs took me back to the late 90’s when Marky Mark made those super sexy Calvin Klein Underwear Commercials, referring to the undies as his ‘Calvins’. I think they need to bring those commercials back..and who better to star in them than hottie, Zac Efron?
One Response to “Zac Efron Flashes His Skinny Ass!” Anonymous Says: January 30th, 2008 at 6:48 am:
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p.s. Hey. I think back when I originally made and launched today's post, I added a note to make sure you understood that I am not personally into Zac Efron or his ass whatsoever, and that opinion still stands. I hope your enjoyment of it aligns with the way I intended for it to give you enjoyment. I honestly can't remember what my exact intentions were anymore. Bye.
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We were watching Romeo and Juliet the movie from 1968 in english. lulz, the teacher didn't know about the nude scene.
Taco Wiz: I HATE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL! I WANT TO SHOVE A KNIFE UP ZAC EFRON'S ASS!
Crazy Carrie06: You know I met Zac Efron last week. At this special event. I knew the photographer.
Speaking of HIGH SCHOOL MUSICIAL, star Zac Efron plans to star in a remake of the Kevin Bacon classic FOOTLOOSE. Oh, for f***’s sake! Is nothing scared?!? Let's play a game of Six Degrees of Our Boot to Zac Efron's ass.
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Ashley: I don't think she's a slut, but she should have taken into account that she IS a celebrity, you guys sit there and say the "kids wont remember" 10 year olds use the internet! So stop being retarded. she works for the Disney Channel, I will not let my daughter watch her, she should have taken her head out of Zac Efron's ass, if she needed nude photos to keep him interested...then he's just as bad as she is. I hope her career goes to the toilet, that's what she gets for preaching abstinence to children, and then pulling this. Disney should fire her.
Zac Efron: A Little Itchy?
Topic: I HATE ZAC EFRON BECAUSE ...
The Lord of the Rings sucks Zac Efron's ass!!!!!!
DannyHorny2: Do you think my bum looks like Zac Efron's?
What em up sniggy dawgz. I be all caught up in this mix gettin mah crunk on with them essays. Shiet yo. Right now Tool be gettin down wit the High School Musical BRAPPIN that colorful gay Helium breathin Zac Efron's ass. What the fuck yo. I'll blaze that fooz ass. School em fo even tryin to rap. No one does it like tha Gangster Rapper... except for that Weird Yankovic jiggah. All about the Pentiumz biaatcchh!!! Where the hell is Whoriental Academy and Assman again? Don't tell me they be shootin another video. They made like 50 in the last couple of dayz. I guess it's all about the scrillah. Mo money, mo yayo, no problems. Blaze it up!
CHAPTER 4
lovesbilliejoe: Hi, the entry below me I wanted to claim Billie Joe Armstrong's ass, & I just switched usernames, I was x0__taavah, & I just wanted to let you know I changed usernames. Would it be possible to keep my claim under my new username? :)
Zac Efron Isn’t a Teenager Anymore :(
Donald Sutherland/Zac Efron
Ricky: ONCE UPON A MIDNIGHT...
Berale: The people in this message did not know I'm using their nicks. They don't have anything to do with this message.
Lil Wayne And Zac Efron's Full-On Kiss
Zac Efron discovers he has Ass Worms! His rump-ranger friends reportedly totally grossed out!
Zac Efron: Why do you want to see me nude?
Zac Efron Flashes His Skinny Ass!
