Monday, February 17, 2014

'Pig in the bag .. ; ; TAKE .. ; ; ; ! !': Meet DC's select international male escorts for the month of February 2014


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TantraBlowjob, 24
Dublin

Im offering great Blowing experience, Im Eastern European who can suck pretty damn good, thanks to my training with Tantra techniques from my Indian master Manati Guru. There is no dick I cant make hard and there is no sperm i won't drink and there is no blowjob that I've done doesn't crown as "the best".

I am a bottom, so if you want after sucking you to top me i would be more than happy.

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing No entry
Fucking Bottom only
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Fetish Underwear, Uniform
Client age Users between 31 and 80
Rate hour 50 Euros
Rate night ask



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helplessjock, 22
Moscow

Currently single and have no plans for a relationship
but for GYM GUYS..........

Russian meat for top.

If u look as attractive as me
can u pay but we can go relationeship.........?

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More top
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age Users younger than 50
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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I-need-love, 23
Los Angeles

I am going to fill this description out tomorrow, at the moment my family is making too much noise and I cannot think. In hindsight I probably should've waited until tomorrow to create this profile. I apologize, have a glorious day. (on a side note, I'm noticing that I am getting a lot of emails asking for dates even though my description says almost nothing. If you're hiring me just because you think I'm attractive in my profile picture, please don't bother. I prefer to speak to people who think I sound interesting to them based on what I say about myself, not people who just think "he's cute, I'm going to fuck him").

Dicksize M, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing No
Fucking Bottom only
Oral No entry
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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iplayskyrim, 19
Oran, Algeria

I waitting for my clients. My previous profile unfortunately went wrong.

I need money.
I just use it for good.

I like Vivaldi, Dom Pérignon and Jesus.

Dont ask me to wear briefs. Im gonna be in shorts.

STOP ASKING MY NUDE PICTURES.

Give me one chance.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing No
Fucking No entry
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users between 25 and 40
Rate hour 70 Euros
Rate night 250 Euros



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awesomeboyfromgeneva, 21
Geneva

Cute sunny student btm
Love man bad guys
You put my ass available.
If you want to fuck this blank
or with rubber is up to you.
Everyday sperm 6ups times.
My life is a world (s)trip.

Piss/Shoot/Outdoor/Swim/Toilet

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Underwear, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 80 Euros
Rate night ask



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kentaur21, 21
Prague

I like my dick suck eat ass fuck suck dick kiss jerk off 3some group and bust my nut in your month.

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Sneakers & Socks
Client age Users between 20 and 60
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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cherubic, 20
Dallas

we are serious guys and true and honest persons and we like to php partee with old meat

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking No entry
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 1000 Dollars
Rate night 5000 Dollars



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TheLastDiamond, 18
Berlin

I could be naked right now, without you knowing it.

What we can do:
A
I have to find you. Tell you I need you. Show you I love you. Tell you how lovely you are.

B
... pick your body up and drop it on the floor ...

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Rubber, Formal dress
Client age Users older than 18
Rate hour 50 Euros
Rate night 100 Euros



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The_Faun, 22
London

I'd say I'm very attractive and cute. I'm not loud or weirdly dressed. I am reasonably classy. My body size is XXS, and very very smooth. I'm slim and have very adorable body. Most top guys described it as the body of their fantasy. My body completely hairless. I have THE most beautiful body you can ever see in a bottom boy. From toe to head every part of me is smooth, defined and delicious! So what you waiting for, come on take your chances on sleeping with one of the most beautiful person in the world. And you should also know that, this isn't real me!

Dicksize L, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 120 Pounds
Rate night 400 Pounds



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durandhugo, 19
Paris

Law is my friend .. than 50 pounds should start and cut the bullshit THE 100 knots .. and we do not ship photo staff .. ! AND A FEW MORE LOOK AND TAXI .. WEATHER TO STOP THEM ask ... if you think your shed and says it is a relief and let's be 2 minutes started .. and not worse... also come like old man to..... Pig in the bag .. ; ; TAKE .. ; ; ; ! !

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Underwear, Boots, Formal dress, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Worker
Client age Users between 20 and 70
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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Sammy, 19
Porto

hi friends i sammy i am a boy

i do erotic sexul body massage with hot sex u want me

I HAVE THE VERY BIG AND VERY VERY VERY BUT VERY FAT DICK

i have a bedroom to enjoy ourselves several year maximum

sexy boy u got a big dick with a lot of milk forever

INAMORATO- to provide u service which is worth the penny which u will pay

Sammy's Guestbook

Anonymous - 23.Dec.2013
I have gave hot Fuck to Sammy today! My god! I fucked his ass so deep and hard as I needed it. I didn't know how I needed, but he.

After the fuck, I find out I am a wonderful fister! I could nail him very long an hard in all kinds of positions. Then I brought him to my border with Piss and Shit. Now I know what I need and not need.

PS. He lies about his big dick but who needs his little dick! I like his hair!!!!! It's funny to make pull and shit in it. Thank you so much, Sammy. Long take care of yourself.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position More top
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Euros
Rate night 250 Euros



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KinderSurprise, 22
Marrakech

I like to meet people who are terrific in bed and like wild sex like rape and smell like ass nose languages and with whom i can have the time of my life. For me is very importent all what´s mean sex and special hot sex. I like it so much. I can everyday have a sex. It´s exiting but vonderful so give me 2500 dollars for one hour and sleep with me....and .......old is gold.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Leather, Rubber, Underwear, Formal dress, Jeans
Client age Users between 22 and 62
Rate hour 2500 Dollars
Rate night ask



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dongo, 20
Brasov, Romania

HII HOTTIES....HORNY-HOT-HIGH-HARD KINKY PERVERT HERE MAN !!! I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME HARD MAKE ME SUCK UR PENIS WILDLY......YOU CAN USE ME AS U WANT...IM JUST A MALE SLUT HERE TO SATISFY YOU ALL...I MAY NOT BE PERFECT BUT IM THE BEST OF THE BEST...COLON NOW...SPEND A DAY FUCKING IT AND REMEMBER ME FOR A LIFETIME...DONT GET DISAPPOINTED VISTING MY PROFILE...EVERYTHING IN MY PROFILE IS PROFESSION....YOU WILL FUCK ME DAMN HARD...N USE LIKE NO ONE HAD USED ME BEFORE...YES IM INTO THIS PAY AND PARK BUSINESS....YOU HAVE FOUND THE RIGHT TEEN...MY FIRST PRIORITY IS LOVE...I LOVE MONY I DONT CARE HOW I GET IT!!

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Underwear
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros



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Horny-Roland, 18
Dusseldorf

im on thes web site only for my friends thats it i really dont care of anybody

i love sports,my hubby is eating
my favorite is spaggetty

no
stress speak English for the moment i hv always wish for
wth me n
what i do

nickname: Brando

feel really emotion

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Underwear
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 400 Euros



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trendyparis, 25
Paris

i'm studying reindeer, i am 25 years old and 100% liability. love me and love will be everywhere.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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Secret, 24
Leipzig

Can you keep a secret? I'm Transgender Female to MALE. I want to be seen as a MAN and I don't had a coming out as "Transgender" so discretion is the most important fact if you want to date me.

No touching of my female organs. My chest is made but the phalloplasic still has to be done. No asking of my real name, my work and where I live, that's none of your business. Got that?

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Uniform, Formal dress, Jeans
Client age Users older than 35
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night ask



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youngwhore, 19
Dubai

We all wanna come to A big city and look for Two "L". The problem is one "L" is a matter of money only, another one is somewhere near... you just have to look wider and sometimes look through things and illusions.. If You are older than 50-55, I will give you the second.. even it will be temporary.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Users between 50 and 74
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night 500 Dollars



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FASHIONWEEKFUCK, 19
Manchester

Hey gays whats up? How have you guys been?

Ha. Hey yash here. Whats up with yoy gusy ha.

I am... amazing n now available ... To fuck u...!!!

M a teen .... gonna make you cum really silly......

Or get inside my smooth and warm butt who is crazy...

I will open it for you over and over and over again....

I can't host here, I am in a hostel.

I am an european boy with you can talk about one normal conversation...

Specialty: massage by my butt.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Pounds
Rate night 650 Pounds



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Fuck_a_Kurd, 24
Köln

I kwould not bost about myself but yes ..i know i am one person i might fall in love with......and i hope to find someday who will accept me for the fact of my simpleness.

I love to the Lord on.....and i hope to be dominated by google translate does not speak English ..are novel

Dicksize L, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Uniform, Formal dress, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Worker
Client age Users between 18 and 50
Rate hour 70120 Euros
Rate night 130530 Euros



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Massage-Deluxe, 19
Frogner, Norway

1 Minute Massage - 1€

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry



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Swettlover, 20
Montpellier

i am a top guy, i am everything a bottom wants... i wanna have and give passomate comfortness to all bottoms, i am confidant that u will get obssed of me (i did spelling mistakes on purpose)

Dicksize S, Uncut
Position More top
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active/passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Skater, Underwear, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 300 Euros




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p.s. Hey. Mid-month means escorts, as always, whether I'm here in person or not. And there you go. If you're curious, Zac and I should be spending our second day in Patagonia today, more specifically in or near Puerto Natales, Chile. I would imagine we're having a great time. I would imagine that I will tell you if we were having a great time or not for sure in the near future. Tomorrow, back to the reruns.

9 comments:

DavidEhrenstein said...

You could be naked right now without our knowing it, Dennis.

gary gray said...

all of them: very cute. i'd prob hit up iplayskyrim to play video games and talk about jesus

Massage-Deluxe is hot! but it seems like he left out the part "i like it if you ware a blindfold and lay down on the bed face down before i enter the room" while as he jacks yr tv. either way with that photo it's worth it! where do i sign up?

white tiger said...

dying of quality

Bill said...

All this talk of love!

Sammy's guestbook comment is hilarious.

Hope you and Zac are enjoying Patagonia. Stay away from those Invunche, ok?

Been busy with the wrap-up and teardown (sniff) of one of the installations. We'll take buckets of oil to the recycling center tomorrow, yay. Video should ready soon.

Bill

DavidEhrenstein said...

Latest FaBlog: Que Viva Greenaway

ASH said...


Hey Dennis. Yes indeedy, that vegan food you had in Japan looked amazing. And if it's Tempura as you say, I'm all over it.

Motivational Jumpsuit, spent any time with it? The best yet? Possibly. In my books anyway. How's about Euroheedfest this year, any chance of you making it? Would sure be great.

I got back from Berlin a few days back, went for the Berlinale. Only managed to get tickets to one film, a premiere of Night Will Fall. Pretty amazing documentary on lost British/American-filmed footage from concentration camps. Quite vivid, especially the one scene which had been digitally transferred to colour. I recommend everyone see it. It's been made to be circulated as far as possible I think, and rightly so.

Hope your trip is enjoyable!

Oh and as a PS, I know/dated one of those guys pictured. Pretty sure it's not him right there talking, but one can imagine right?

Ash.

bitter69uk said...

"If you're hiring me just because you think I'm attractive ..." I Need Love seems unsure about why his clients hire escorts.

steevee said...

Tantra Blowjob may be an expert in fellatio, but he could use some lessons in using apostrophes. His post isn't ALL THE PRETTY HORSES.

les mots dans le nom said...

Hi Dennis, I thought you will skip this day but you didn't. I'm having a sick day, so I guess, I am not attracted to any of these guys. And yes, pretty much bored at listening to a shout of "I need money" from any age & gender, job, or whatever. But massage deluxe line is very funny and even somewhat pretty. How are you there? If you ask, I guess, I am doing great, other than being a little sick, at the moment. While you are away from here, I've been into looking at Man Ray plant photographs for some reason. These are beautiful. So I will see you in March, if I am here and you are also back, which I believe so already. I mean, enjoy and be safe