Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Gay Marriage Agency "Golden Boys"!





Welcome to Gay Marriage Agency “Golden Boys”!

We offer you unique, high-quality, approved by time, and one of the most advanced and honest dating services for single Western gay men interested in meeting handsome Ukrainian and Russian guys living in Ukraine for long-term relationship and building same-sex family.

We are proud that during time of our work dozens of lonely people have met and found their happiness together. We are sure our agency was born under lucky star because all couples who met through matchmaking service of our gay marriage agency are very happy together.

Make the first step to meeting that could change your life by browsing OUR BOYS’ PHOTO CATALOG. You will see so handsome and masculine guys that they will seem to be unreal. But we want to assure you that all our guys are REAL, most of them live in small towns of Ukraine. Some of them have asked us to name nearest big city as their home town because they don’t want to be disclosure by their neighbors – as the place they live in is so small that all inhabitants know each other.

After you made your choice it is time to make the second step. One of the most romantic ways of self-introduction is to write an introduction letter for the guy(s) you liked. This service is FREE OF CHARGE!

And now the third step is in the nick of time – to contact guy on regular basis in case he has shown his interest to your person. We recommend getting into touch with guy using OUR MAIL FORWARDING SERVICE.

Well, you have chosen one or several guys living in Ukraine; your relations are wonderful; you have a premonition of real love and it seems to you that you have found your soul mate; your correspondence is very emotional and enjoyable, therefore it is time for the forth step – PERSONAL MEETNG.

Be happy!





Why our boys are best?

The answer to the question is very simple – a Ukraine gay boy is like Spring, he is bright and every day he’s different, he is mysterious. Who needs a man that is too straightforward and very predictable? It’s boring! Isn’t it better if it rains in the morning and then the sun shines brightly in the sky in the afternoon? It is much more exciting, isn’t it?

As a rule, Ukrainian gay boys and Russian gay boys value what they have, especially their families. Are you ready to reap the harvest? Our culture influences a boy until he’s grown-up. We are still too far from the West, and it’s our big advantage!

Now attention, dear friends! I’ll tell you a secret. According to statistics, there are much fewer divorces in the countryside and small towns than in big cities, so don’t try to necessarily find a life partner from such cities as Kiev, Odessa or Kharkov.

Would you like to see your table as generous as autumn? You know the way already: find a Ukrainian gay boy for you! Why is that? Because their wish to save money forces Ukrainian gay boys and Russian gay boys to cook dishes from anything they can find in the fridge, and these dishes are absolutely delicious! You won’t find the recipes of these dishes in your cookery books because these recipes were inherited by your Ukrainian gay boys from their grandmothers.

If you take an Ukrainian gay boy as your life-partner, you won’t have to eat canned food anymore. However, you’ll have to find glass jars because to prepare homemade sealed food is an old Ukrainian tradition. And don’t think that at the same time Ukrainian gay boys and Russian gay boys forget to look after themselves! Go and see our boys’ catalog!





Farmers Gay Dating

After 16 years of great success in dating between Western gay men and Russian and Ukrainian gay boys we’re starting a new project dedicated to single gay farmers in Western Europe and North America and Ukrainian and Russian single gay boys living in rural areas.

Why are we targeting gay people living in the countryside?

As in the rural areas it is very difficult for gay people to find their match. Many gay farmers feel unhappy because they have to spend the best years of their lives in loneliness. As the situation in Ukraine is the same – the majority of countryside gay boys is lonely and has to hide their orientation even more deep than gay boys in big cities of Ukraine.

As there are many gay men in rural areas seeking on Google: countryside gay dating, agricultural gay dating, gay cowboys, gay farmers, etc.

How to solve this problem?

It is very impractical to resolve this problem with internal resources or in Western Europe or North America. The American or Western European gay boys usually do not like farm work and low wages. The only solution is international farmers’ dating with gay boys from other countries, where gay boys living in rural areas are more adroit at rural work and oriented to a more traditional values.





Successful Stories

Dear Iosif,

This is Patrick, I was a client of yours three years ago. I enjoyed your services very much and would like again the chance to say thank you very much. Anatoly and I are happy to say that we have now been happily together for 2 years and our relationship grows stronger everyday.

Thanks Again,
Patrick and Anatoly (Sydney, Australia)




Dear Friends:

My name is Randy and I live in Georgia. I went over to Kiev and was made to feel right at home. I met with several different guys and found that all of them were handsome and very kind hearted. One very special and beautiful boy won my heart and now we are in the process of obtaining his US visa so he can come to the United States and we can be together forever.

Thanks again
Sincerely,
Randy (Atlanta, Georgia, United States)




Dear Gay Marriage Agency,

Anton is more than I could ever of dreamed of and I owe it all to the GMA. The Gay Marriage Agency made my stay feel so very special and they helped with all my needs. I feel like I have made some great friends over there.

All I can say guys is if you want to find a guy that is very beautiful both inside and outside then write to the GMA agency because with them all your dreams will come true.

Yours sincerely, Tom (Frankfurt Germany)





Dear Iosif,

I have just returned from a trip to Kiev, Ukraine, where I became committed to one of the guys that I met through your services. I wrote to three boys through your very professional services and received two replies, a very high percentage compared to other services (I am 55 years old and wrote to such young Russian boys). Again, thank you for providing me with the opportunity that may be the high point of my life. I hope to write again when Alexander is here.

Stelios (West Hills, California, United States)




Dear Friends,

Through your service I met a delightful, muscular, well-educated guy, with a fresh personality and healthy roots. We exchanged weekly e-mails (weekly because it took him some time to write in English), and a few phone calls. I decided to travel to meet him, well prepared for the reality to be under my rather inflated expectations. It was the other way. The real boy was smarter, prettier, sweeter and more delightful than I could have imagined! I’ve decided on the third day (and cancelled second potential meeting that I had scheduled in case this one did not work out) and to my delight he eventually said yes (he thought I was a bit premature). I met his friends and family (all wonderful and hospitable people). Kiev is a beautiful city (although it gets pretty cold in the winter time) with a lot of things to do.

Thank you,
Perry (Toronto, Canada)




Dear friends,

I had been looking for a Russian boy-friend for five years, even traveling there two years ago. In late Fall of 2003, I found Golden Boys agency. When I talked to Sergey on the phone, his English was excellent.

I met Sergey at the San Francisco, airport in December. It was his first trip to the West Coast. In Ukraine Sergey was a manager on big state factory. We spent one week together, he returned to Kiev for his business , and then returned to San Francisco, on December, 24 2003!

Last week-end we got a four-and-a-half-month-old German Shepherd named Blue Bear, who we train every evening. We also swim at the YMCA and at our tennis club… Oh yes, Sergey now has his pocket money and a credit card.

Sincerely,
Dick (Oakland, California, United States)







We wish you good luck in your search of happiness and love!

The first impression you will make on guy could be deciding. From our experience we know that guy is worrying before the first meeting with the person who has become so intimate and dear during the correspondence, his heart is overfilled with hopes and doubts (we are sure, that yours too).

We have special service for arranging personal meeting that includes airport pick up & drop off, private apartment reservation, organization of meetings with guys, interpretation. You can find details at PERSONAL TOUR page.

We will be happy to help you in meeting intelligent, masculine, caring and handsome life partner who will fill your lonely heart with warmth and love and comfort your home with his care and consideration.

If you are still not sure, you can share your doubts with us by CONTACTING OUR OFFICE and we will answer all your questions in person.













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p.s. RIP: Kevin Ayers. So sad. You guys probably remember that I did a gig post featuring Kevin Ayers' music just a little over a month ago. It's here. Otherwise, you've probably noticed by now that the p.s. today is not much of a p.s. Sorry for the lack of forewarning. I'm working on a big art project by/with my friend Zac, and an important meeting re: that just got scheduled for this morning yesterday afternoon. So, I'm away doing that, and I will catch up with the comments from yesterday and today when the p.s. comes back in full-bodied form tomorrow. The post today surely needs no intro, I don't think, so try to enjoy it, and I'll see you in the morning.

19 comments:

Un Cœur Blanc said...

hi dennis, a busy artist you are. i am happy for you. also, an interesting day----right now my heart is warmed and soft, looking at kind-looking boys.//tonight i made a mistake to have read a book in opposition to my thesis, theoretically and methodologically, both, so i felt a little down. but this pinback live is emotionally filling and i turn happy again & hope you like it too: http://youtu.be/edaY_-3n2fc

Misanthrope said...

Sypha, I think Moose has a point. For instance, I know a fella who self-published a really shitty novel about a gay assassin and got pretty decent sales -more than 8 copies, I'm sure, from all the people telling him on FB that they bought it- because he promoted the hell out of it. Still has it linked everywhere online. The least you could do is link to it on FB. Besides, it's probably your next one that's gonna put you in the BEE stratosphere. :D

Dennis, Ooooh, now I can get married. Thanks! And to one of those kerazy Ukraine boys. I hope it's one of those guys from "Three guys, one hammer."

Good luck on the collab. Sounds like fun even though I don't know what it's about. Rallo was fun, so I'm taking that as proof that it'll be fun.

Now I gotta get my ass in gear.

Oh, and I finished the Chabon book. I'm gonna think on it a bit more, then tell you my final..."conclusion."

Dynomoose said...

Go to Ukraine. Meet boy. Fall in love. Find it impossible to move love to United States because of bigoted I migration policy. Cry.

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Dynomoose said...

Sypha, and why isn't it on Kindle? You need to promote your shit and make it available on as many formats as possible!

DavidEhrenstein said...

Something tells me these boys aren't interested in marriage

Latest FaBlog: Paul Laxalt’s Unglorious Bastard

Sypha said...

Dynomoose, I have no control as to it appearing in eBook format as, at the moment, the publisher just does not put books out in that format.

5STRINGS said...


Haha Golden Boys! I used to have sex with this kid that I thought looked like Putin. I fucking love Russian boys. Leave it to DC to get with the cutest boy in Russia. Haha went out last night with a bunch of boys from Disney. I met the nicest boy, a twin. I think I will call him today. Chicken Kiev, why do I think Russian boys would taste like rubber, like in a good way? They look really clean or something. Beautiful day here. 38 3=8 3==8 30==8 3R~U~S~S~I~A~0==8 =)~

Armando said...

Hey. Today's my stupid birthday. Been alive for a quarter of a century now. Yeah. Did you know I've been posting here for half a decade now? Biggest spammer in the history of this blog, I guess, huh? "Oh, how time flies..."

rewritedept said...

d-

ignore that crap i said yesterday about the band. i guess we shall soldier on. or, our drummer reconfirmed for me that he's into the project and stuff. and we probably have some shows coming up. i kinda figured that re-write dept would be unkillable.

above the weather (the group i play bass in) is apparently going to record a song to try to get on a local band compilation. it's released by zia records, which is part of an indie chain out of arizona. so i guess maybe more a regional comp. we practiced last night (re-write didn't, scheduling conflicts. like fucking always), and it's sounding good. very potentialful or something. i'm actually remembering all the parts to most of our songs, instead of just stumbling along. everything will be much more comfortable when i have a lefty bass (you know, cuz i'm left handed), but that might take a while. i need to make more money, constantly.

art project, eh? tell me all about it, if you're allowed to (i know how sometimes when i'm working on something i don't like to really talk about it until it's fully conceptualized or sometimes even complete). what parts are you helping with, etc? i actually don't know much about yr friend zac, i haven't noticed if you've posted anything about him other than that you've gone on a couple trips together and stuff. what's he like? i assume, since he's a friend of yrs, and such a quick one by the sound of it, that he must be a pretty awesome dude, yeah?

i watched 'providence' like an hour ago. i dug it a lot. i think it helped immensely with my grasp of the thematic blah blah blah that's going on in TMS (sorry, i hate to use literary terms cuz they make me feel like a dick). also, it was just a really good movie. i so enjoy ellen burstyn. re TMS, we should maybe like skype chat about it cuz i have such a hard time coagulating everything i've noticed in the book into a written thing, and i feel like it would work better as a conversation. i don't have skype, though, and i'm kinda technologically retarded, so it might take a while for me to get that set up. i'll let you know.

rewritedept said...

cont'd...

now watching '1991: the year punk broke.' probably my favorite documentary film ever. do you think it makes me hopelessly nerdy or just stupid for being able to quote like almost all of the dialog in that movie? it's weird, cuz i was listening to 'in utero' on tuesday (was that the day that we were talking about hallucinatory content?), and then today i was all 'oh yeah, i didn't do anything to honor kurt's birthday yesterday (unless band practice counts), so i think i'll watch a bunch of nirvana stuff today.' up next, probably unplugged. or the mtv live and loud one. that's pretty decent. not that it's that big a surprise, i guess, but kurt cobain was a huge influence on me even wanting to play guitar in the first place. being completely left handed (i can only golf right handed, and that's because no one in my family has ever owned lefty clubs), i was blown away to see video footage of nirvana playing, and be like 'hey, that guy plays the guitar upside down like i do!' add to that the fact that their music totally kicked ass (still does), and i was totally in. weirdly enough, i didn't listen to nirvana for like 12 years, though, from like the 6th grade until a couple of years ago. or, i did, but hardly ever. to be fair, i did listen to nirvana basically constantly from the age of 7 until i was 12 or so. and i was inspired to listen to them again when my sister and i were in the car and 'teen spirit' came on. and she knew the words to it. i was like 'this song came out years before you were born, how do you know it?' and she was like 'everyone knows this song.' it was probably the proudest i'd been of her to that point. that year, i bought her 'nevermind' for christmas, and loaded all my nirvana stuff onto my ipod. and i haven't looked back.

ok, i'm going to get back to 'TYPB.' hope yr project went awesome and yr day was eventful and fun and great. sorry i've been such a manic spaz lately. talk soon.

-me.

rewritedept said...

oh yeah, and re: that tattoo you think i'll regret. i don't believe in regrets. especially not with tattoos. by that logic, i should regret the exclamation point i got tattooed between my navel and my cock, but nope. still love it. and i love the reactions i get from people when they see it. that quote from TMS i posted on bookface earlier is in the running also, though. so now i have to make a decision.

steevee said...

This day seems bitterly ironic, which I'm sure is a large part of the reason why you chose it. Are the organizers of this agency aware of DOMA? More to the point, are the Americans involved of it that naive? Could the comments from guys in states where same-sex marriage is illegal on even a local level be real?

Dynomoose said...

Sypha, what kind of self destructive publisher are you dealing with?
Do they have the electronic rights?

Chris Cochrane said...

New Iceage. Hope you're well see you soon over there xo

Chris Dankland said...

@Tom Kendall:
I hadn’t heard of Brother Ali before but thank you for the tip, I liked that song I’m gonna check out some more stuff

@Misanthrope & MANCY:
Thanks for reading, I’m glad you guys liked it

@cobaltfram:
I didn’t know that about Houston but that makes sense to me, there’s a lot of back door type stuff in Houston like in most cities…thanks for checking out the post :)

@rewritedept:
Sweet, thanks for checking it out

@Ken Baumann:
Hey Ken! That’s awesome that you know Wanna Be a Baller, that makes me happy. I’ve got really sentimental feelings about hearing that song when I was younger. Fleetwoods are the greatest, they’re huuuuge…

@5STRINGS:
Totally, the cough doctor. The cough doctor will hook you up. I was talking to my friends the other day and none of them have done any cough syrup in like 5 years or so, because it’s so expensive now… I don’t have a couple hundred dollars to pay for that, it’s too expensive… I’m gonna check out your playlist later tonight

@steevee:
I don’t know what happened to Mike Jones…a couple years ago he had a bunch of commericals on the radio for a dance club he owned…I think all those rappers are still pretty famous in Houston but I yeah they all just seemed to have a brief moment when a couple songs got nationwide attention, and then they’re careers shifted into a lower gear. I love that Trae the Truth song, I should have included that one in there as a more recent song… Thanks Steve

@Black Acrylic:
Sweet! I’m gonna totally hit up that Memphis mix…nice, thanks very much

@Sypha:
Thanks for checking out the post, that’s cool that you’ve listened to some Geto Boys. In some ways they remind me of like horrorcore or something, some of their songs can get kind of Satanic and supernatual themed. “Assassins” is a great song. Take care

@Dennis:
Hey! I’m glad you’re working on a big art project, that sound exciting. It seems like a lot of your irl friends are visual artists, would you say that’s true?

Trying to think of something interesting to say… I finally watched the Justin Bieber doumentary like a week ago, because Steve Roggenbuck loves that movie so much, which I can understand a bit better now. I think the doc is partly about the internet, it really makes a point of saying that Justin Bieber is an an internet phenomenon. And even though the movie is super corny in parts, it’s kind of two-sided…his fans are really deeply devoted to him. Like on the one side it seems rediculous to be crying hysterically because Justin Bieber is standing in the same building as you, but you also remember how obsessed you got with things when you were 13 years ago, and you know that they’re crying real tears…mostly it’s just a big commercial for Justin Bieber though. But I think he can sing pretty well, and he seems like an actually nice guy

Talk to you later, hope you’re having a good Friday :)

Chris Dankland said...

*13 years OLD

Sypha said...

Dynomoose, yes, they do have the electronic rights. But to my knowledge, of all the books they've published, only 1 or 2 have ever been in eBook format. I suppose I could e-mail them and ask about that, but I wouldn't get a reply until 6 months later (long story, ha ha).

Sypha said...

Chris, what is the name of this Bieber documentary? Do you mean the film "Never Say Never?" I actually went to see that in theaters back when it first came out. It was... interesting. I went in the middle of the day, during a weekday, figuring I'd have the theater to myself, but there was also some mother with her daughter there. So I just sat in the very back row with my 3D glasses on feeling like the biggest pervert in the world, ha ha. My favorite scene was when you see Justin flipping his hair in glorious slow-motion.

Bollo said...

Hi Dennis

excited to hear what your up to with Zac! out of slumpyness yesterday was harder for some reason but im back on track now :)

feel i need to be in reading mode for the next week or so get the juices going again.

hope your having fun!