Tuesday, January 15, 2013

'We need to be more closer ... so please!': DC's select international male escorts for the month of January 2013

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FiveStarRoomService, 22
Zurich

hey! I have something to teach YOU. if you are betwin 18 and 50 years old, You are a very hot TOP. You do not know that yet. all You have to do is lie down on me & let go of yourself. if You ar Younger than 25 years old you will get 50% Off if You show me your student credencial.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing No
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M No
Fetish -
Client age 18 to 50 years
Rate hour 80 Euros
Rate night 300 Euros



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MoneyAndFame, 25
Szczecin, Poland

I may not be gifted with awesome and beautiful face but I am afar from the beast from a tale.

You may have the looks...the pretty face..but never underestimate the importance of the BODY LANGUAGE.

GOD allows us to become imperfect,for us to realize how much we need him.

The world is like a mansion. It has ample rooms to accommodate people of all kinds & I'm pretty sure there's one room good enough for me.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Versatile
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active / passive
Fetish Sportsgear, Skater, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Drag, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Dollars
Rate night 200 Dollars



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Djeiix, 21
Cologne

Words are useless, especically sentences, they don't stand for anything. How could they explain how I feel. It's no good when you're misunderstood.

I'm here for a sequence of physical collisions and money. Don't treat me as a call boy. I'm your friend.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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CallMeJohn, 21
Seoul

Contact me if you are interested in meeting someone who knows exactly what he does not want and is open-minded about all honourable activities. What you should not expect is sexual contact.

For this service I take an expense allowance. As the gentleman you are, you will contact me by sending me a message. In that message be respectful and if possible charming.

Elitist thinking will not be tolerated. Please note that I am neither a babysitter nor a geriatric nurse. Ideally you are between 20 and 55. I know how to paint. I can sing.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position No
Kissing No
Fucking No
Oral No
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Fetish No
Client age 20 to 50 years
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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tomasstar, 19
Prague

i want to broke your ass with my big cock and be with you and do all you want my life

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Underwear, Uniform, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 70 Euros
Rate night 90 Euros



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David, 20
Brno, Czech Republic

I'm new here so i don't know yet how to do it. I need someone who can comfort me right now. I'd like to visit restaurants and beauty salons Together Redeemed sex shops. We need to be more closer ...so please! You do not ask. I'm not here for those who are looking for a quickie for a few pennies, I could stand at the main train station.

Fucking active / passive
Oral active / passive
Watersports -
CBT -
Fisting -
SM -
Bondage -
Dirty -
Kissing no
Massage active / passive
Safer Sex sometimes
Rate / Hour 70
Rate / Night 155
Rate / 24h 255



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PaidGuy, 19
Barcelona

Hi I am Love the Paid Guy and quite the shorty (I can fit in your pocket yo!) and I am new here in Spazin I mean Spain and Horny and I want a little Peace for the world and I love to Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck and Fuck!

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing No entry
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active / passive
S&M No
Fetish Underwear, Jeans
Client age above 50 years
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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Alpha-dream, 21
Brussels

Are you disappointed with the many teenagers with their games that promise you everything from the sky? Are you disappointed now? You have enough of it?

-Exclusive!!!!

I am small but teribble. Ill be pleased to own you brain for a few hours. Once you taste youll never forget for the rest of your life.

We can start with gentle caresses, kisses and massage, and end up in the emergency sex. Trust me you don't be loose.

(Despite the many announcements nohow with the fact I guarantee its part visible on the photography equipment protruding and ready for action.)

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Underwear, Uniform, Formal dress, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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Jamal19, 19
Brăila, Romania

say me and u see

able to trip

Fucking active
Oral active / passive
Watersports active
CBT no
Fisting no
SM active
Bondage active
Dirty no
Kissing yes
Massage active / passive
Safer Sex sometimes
Rate / Hour 100
Rate / Night 400
Rate / 24h 700



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TheVeryVeryLastDiamond, 22
Vienna

I'm a guy of andalusia very fun, I like when I hurt you.

I want to be clear, if you want bareback, you can masturbate you in you home.

I WANNA TREAT YOU LIKE A ASS SLUT AS I LET YOU FEAST ON MY MEAT AS YOUR ASS GET WET.

I have 2 toys for you, I can do a lot of damage and I like it.

It is possible for me to make a recording of my dick raping your ass hard and deep and to fprward this to you, i charge an extra 50 for this.

WHEN YOU CUM WITH MY DICK INSIDE YOU I WILL PULL OUT AND FILL YOUR MOUTH UP WITH MY LOAD AS I WATCH YOU GARGLE AND THEN SWALOW MY MEAT.

I'm pretty intelligent too.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position More top
Kissing Yes
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active / passive
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Underwear, Uniform, Formal dress, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 500
Rate night 500



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kitty_cute111, 19
Tel Aviv

Very special proposition for you. I'll KISS your Lips and tickle your SPOTS with the lick of my tongue, while thrusting my tool INSIDE_OUT your holes.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Underwear, Uniform, Jeans
Client age Users between 18 and 50
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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vortecjohnny, 21
Miami

The name is Johnny. What is there to say about me? I'm a pretty chill guy to have sex with, mostly, but it's safe to say I can be a bit of a sarcastic prick. But that's just in my nature, and if you can't handle that, then you can't handle me. And I'm just fine with that.

I love all things supernatural, like ghosts, Magick, monsters, etc, and happen to be a ghost hunter. I also love the Harry Potter series and HATE the Twilight series. Therefore, if I don't know you and you happen to be vice versa, I will taunt you to no end and will probably hate you, you fucking Twitard.

I'm a whore, and a damn good one at that, so I dare you to challenge me to a fuck off. I will blow your ass to the sewer where it probably belongs. Additionally, I am a major cumwhore. If you don't or hate to feed whores your cum, I am going to assume you are some sort of a dumb ass.

Yes, I am highly intelligent, so I do love a good debate or deep discussion. I'd be happy to have a discussion with you (if you're not a stupid fucking idiot). Please feel free to message me. Oh, I have a habit of being contemplative or just easily bored, so if we fuck and I'm not speaking, it doesn't nescessarily mean there's soemthing wrong. Well, that's all for now.

Sexual Orientation : gay
Dick Size : 8 or 9 inches
Circumsized : No
Kisses : Yes
Oral : both
Anal : both
Dresses Appropriately? : Yes
Good Conversationalist? : Yes
Hygiene? : very clean
Rates :
Currency : U.S. Dollar
Out : $200.00



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SEXARTIST, 20
Munich

I can be a straight guy who fucks you the brain out and let you feel like a fucking bitch!

I fuck and if you wish i beat and kick out your soul and brain! You will scream for more! I am like a drug!

I have the best feet in world! You will serve them good! Than i treat your ass like nobody before!

As a real straight guy i can treat you soft too! I know that some bottoms need a soft program! I am a gentelman too and you will be happy too!

Read my guestbook and see what you exspect!

Guestbook:

Anonymous - 24.Nov.2012
He is the KING!

Anonymous - 28.Sep.2012
simply THE BEST!!!!!!!THE PERFECT FUCKER!!!!!THANK YOU GOD OF SEX FOR MY MOST WONDERFUL NIGHT OF MY LIFE!!!!!!BIG KISSES FOR YOU!LUDWIG

Anonymous - 04.Sep.2012
You are my god!

Anonymous - 02.Sep.2012
Die geilsten Füße und die beste Pisse in der Stadt!
The hottest feet and best piss in the city!

Anonymous - 02.Sep.2012
To serve him was the biggest honor of my life! Thánk you for a amazing day!

Anonymous - 24.Aug.2011
he is a realy hard man

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking Top only
Oral No
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Fetish Sportsgear, Jeans
Client age Users older than 30
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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Stop_and_stare, 23
Frankfurt

hello i m a DYING BOY i have no time for any one

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active / passive
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Boots, Formal dress, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 600 Euros



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PerfectNight, 22
Dunedin, New Zealand

Please contact me if you want to use this TOILET!

I swallow hard, medium or wet soft shit.

I am available only for feeders! Eating only and no smearing please.

There is not so much to tell about me.

Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Fucking No
Oral No
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 2500 Dollars
Rate night 7000 Dollars



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Alex;), 19
Utrecht

hi hello its me so young sweet juicy and yummy wanna come to me and party (Pper, kk, MDA, etc) and have a good time at the beach with some deep troaths and slide your fingers up my whole and cumm together well you neeed to

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Underwear, Lycra, Sneakers & Socks
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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W/O, 22
London

Ever wondered how does it feel to fuck a real eastern european natural straight ass/mouth? Would he like it up in his eastern european virgin tight ass? I can give you my answer with or without my girlfriend.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Bottom only
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Drag, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 90 Pounds
Rate night 90 Pounds



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Xmas_Boy, 19
Mexico City

Five little bells hanging in a row.
The first one said, "Suck me slow."
The second one said, "Jerk me fast."
The third one said, "Rim me last."
The fourth one said, "I'm a chime."
The fifth one said, "Bang me at Christmas time."
The sixth one said, "Fuck me with the others."
The seventh one said, "Jazz me for the brothers."
The eighth one said, "Screw me with a song."
The ninth one said, "Book me all day long."

Don´t hesitate, call me now,
let me be your X-mas Boy and let your miracle journey begin.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Jeans, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask




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p.s. Hey. Greetings from rainy, pokey Tarbes. ** Misanthrope, I wish I could give you my football stadium seats retroactively. I don't even remember what teams were playing. The seeming joy was wasted on me, clearly. I don't think my politics have moved left or right since I was a teen. Finding anarchism in the 70s just kind of focused and clarified what I'd always thought. I'll never understand why people get more conservative as they get older. I guess it's probably connected to how people start lionizing their pasts and pooh-poohing the present and future because they're no longer whatever they thought they were when they were younger, which I'll never understand either. Weird stuff. ** Scunnard, I would have been surprised if the route to UK citizenship was red-carpeted. Unless that red was blood stains, I guess, ha ha. Thanks about my trips. The first starts officially in a few minutes. ** MMR, Hi! Oh, yes, I got your email, and I'll be writing back to you soon. It's just been a bit crazed pre-work trip. It sounds really interesting, and I hope I can do it too. In fact, I'll be asking Gisele what our upcoming theater work schedule is today because that's the main issue. Thanks about the quote day, and, yeah, you'll hear from really pronto, and, of course, thank you for the opportunity no matter what. ** Changeling, Hi, man! Great to see you! Wowzer, that's a French traveling story if there ever was one. I'll be careful re: men in trucks when I get to Poitiers, just in case. I've read enough bad trucker-infused porn novels, not to mention 'Hogg', to get my guard up. How are you nowadays? What's going on? ** Wolf, Hi. Creepy, interesting. Maybe it's those low dulcet tones in his voice? I think of myself as kind of a lazy ass maybe, but I get lag-whomped, so I don't know. Maybe my ass is differently lazy? I want to go to Lourdes and look at the cave and all that stuff kind of badly, but I have a feeling we'll be too busy. I think your Christian youth is a most charming factoid, don't worry. Poitiers is beautiful? Cool. I won't get to see much since I get there in the evening, do my thing, crash, and split the next morning, but I'll scout what I can, and I definitely am interested in the Futuroscope. ** Cobaltfram, Hi, John. That's super great about you guys going to Austin. Very nice. Um, 'Amour' is pretty emotionally intense. I didn't cry, but I fought it off a little, and I think most people either cry or feel very dark inside for hours after. So, yeah, coin toss on going alone or not. I don't know Natsuo Kirino's 'Out'. I'll check for it. It does seem like dark and bleak is more allowable and acceptable and popular when it's a work in translation, if that's a work in translation, I mean. You can try to convince me, sure, thank you, but I swear to God it's not going to happen with this book, and, really, I wouldn't know what to do with crossover success anyway. Hope your yesterday and today are awesome. My today should be all right, I think, maybe. ** Sypha, It'll eventually pass. Everything eventually passes, I guess. It is nice that 'Lincoln' didn't win much, not that I've seen it or ever plan to. I have a feeling that it's going to clean up at the Oscars though. I'm, like, 20 minutes by car from Lourdes, but I don't think I'm going to get there. Still, if I do, I'll give you a full report. ** David Ehrenstein, Ayers, yes! Whoa, was that a photo of Jodie Foster with Claude Francois? How in the world did that ever happen? Weird. ** Tosh, Hi, Tosh! 'Joy of a Toy' is quite good and almost pretty consistently so, which is kind of rare, because, yeah, Ayers is a pretty special artist, but he is very uneven. The first Soft Machine when he was in the band is great, but you surely know that. Ventura Blvd, the Champs Elysee of the Valley! Aw, thanks for telling me that my stuff's relationship with Book Soup. That's obviously really heartening to hear. Bon day to your from the land of Bon. ** Alan, Hi. Meta is always good for me. You know me. Cool. I haven't seen 'The Master', no. I missed its theater run here. I think I was in LA when it happened, but I'll watch via download or DVD soon. What did you think of it? ** Empty Frame, Hi! Things don't swing in Tarbes, as far as I can tell. Or they swing in a way that it is invisible to the eyes of big city folks. I did a quick check the other day about the cherries boy, and I found a little that I bookmarked for future consumption. Hm, I'll see if I can find out if Manet's studio is still there. Manet being Manet, they might have known enough to preserve it even back then. I'll let you know. I'm seriously working against being elegiac. I'd rather toss it in the trash icon than subject George to that crap. What you say about acknowledging the impossibility and all of that is very true to my intentions, and it's so awesome that you felt that and, more, thought that, and, more, shared that. Huge gulch under me and this book. Huge. Scary huge, but, yeah, if you never try, you'll never know. I'll try to do Tarbes up in some fashion, thank you, man. Hope you got your coffee. I need some of that shit bad myself. ** Allesfliesst, Hey, Kai. That's interesting: in our original line-up of events at the 'Teenage Hallucination' festival, we had a performance of Eva Meyer-Keller's 'Death is Certain' scheduled, but it was one of the things that got cut for financial reasons.  I've only seen a video of it. I will be back in Paris, and I'll try to see that. Thanks! I hope the hypno center gets back to you today. ** 5STRINGS, Ah, nice, I see. Quite a shooter there. Yeah, thanks about 'TMS', but there's so much more that could be done with Emo plus horror. Hm. Fun non-travels to you! ** Steevee, Maybe it was the vague allusions I was thinking of. Best of luck with the psychiatrist/Klonopin thing, man. I'll send you Roger's email via FB message. In fact, hold on ... done. ** JoeM, Hi. There was this live album by/of Eno, Kevin Ayers, Nico, and John Cale, and maybe it was titled something like '801'? That might be what you're thinking of. I hadn't heard those Bowie rumors either, just the stuff about him being a recluse in NYC and the few paparazzi photos him walking his dog and so on. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Thanks for the alert about the Nico piece. Everyone, or you Nico fans at the very least, _B_A recommends this brand spanking new article about her that's lodged on the reliably excellent site The Quietus. Yeah, by plane is a totally fine option. If you have a choice, it's easier to fly into CDG airport than into Orly, in terms of the easiness of the airport-to-Paris train option, but either will work. I'll set my mind to hotels near the Pompidou, and, if you find possibilities on your own first and think it would helpful to run them by me for a second opinion, feel very free. Anyway, I'll check on that in my downtime today, and all very great news! ** Chilly Jay Chill, Thanks, all credit for the existence of the Ayers gig to your lightbulb mention. And it got me to go back and re-explore/parse his oeuvre, which was great, so thank you! My text is written and being translated now, but there'll be tweaking and discussions in the next two days. This is the first time that I'll be seeing all the choreography Gisele has made, and it's also the first time where we'll be hearing and working with the score that Stephen O'Malley and Peter Rehberg have come up with. There's a new idea for me to do these kind of voice-over introductions to the different parts of the piece -- there are three, the third being the book with my text, which, as I think I explained, the audience will take away and read at their leisure, thereby completing the work. So, we'll be working on that and recording my voice first thing this morning. Great that you're off to NYC soon. Really excited to hear how the new projects develops, yeah, fantastic. ** Postitbreakup, Hi. Aw, thanks about the tenses thing, I don't know, thanks! And for thinking I'm charismatic, I don't know, ha ha, thank you! ** Chris Dankland, Hi, Chris. Cool. Yeah, I think it's pretty acid myself. I mean, this is obviously true about music and films and everything, but, for some reason, I think especially with books, it's about forming a deep individual connection and collaborative, intimate writer-reader experience that's just, by the nature of things, not going to happen in an intense way very often at all, and, with the occasional exception, books and writers aren't going to end up with the kind of fame that can dawn on people who work in mediums that are conducive to representation in the media, i.e. image and/or sound-based work, so the size of the number of people that books reach doesn't seem so important, although, obviously, you always want your work to find as many people as it can. Maybe not entirely apropos, but last night at dinner we were talking about theater's reach. The French government puts money into 'bringing culture to the masses', so to speak, so, for instance, fairly experimental theater works will get to play in quite small French towns because the government funds and encourages that. This city where we're working, Tarbes, is quite a small and provincial French town or city, but some pretty wild theater plays here regularly. On the one hand, that seems absurd or like a waste of money because the shows don't draw big audiences and/or get a lot of disgruntled walk outs. But Jonathan Capedeveille, who's a brilliant performer on his own and is the star of most of our works, grew up here, and he said that seeing experimental theater when he was very young changed his whole life, and, in a way, it's really about the three or four people who get to see the work and are influenced to become daring artists themselves. With books, it's so amazing how books can reach anyone anywhere and do that, and books don't even need government funding and pressure to do that. To me, and I'm sure to a lot of writers, the ultimate 'success' is hearing that your books helped encourage someone to become an artist themselves. There's no greater reward than that, and that's not about the size of the audience that your work reaches, it's about the work having found people here and there who needed it somehow. I don't know. Sorry to ramble. Oh, thank you for the link to that video about Houston. That does sound really interesting, and I will watch it when I get back from the work session tonight. Yeah, thank you a lot! I still live in that building in the video, yeah, and still in the very same room, although it's rearranged and so stuffed with books and accrued things now that it's almost recognizable. It is a great place to live, and Paris is beautiful. You should come over and visit sometime, Chris. I think you'd find Paris very inspiring, and, of course, I would be more than happy to show you some of its wonders. Take care, man. ** Okay. I'm off to work. You're off to escorts and wherever else. See you tomorrow.

24 comments:

Misanthrope said...

Dennis, Yeah, football's still my favorite sport to watch. Then probably a tie between tennis and pro basketball. I'm a big LeBron fan.

A fellow I work with -he's a CPA, lawyer, MBA, and professor at the local community college- said that he noticed his students tended to get more conservative as earned more money.

I wonder, too, if some of it doesn't have to do with getting married and having kids for a lot of people. I notice that my friends who have kids really seem to have tightened up, so to speak, and become really protective of their kids and the things they have.

Of course, we don't want to generalize and it certainly doesn't apply to everyone. But it is a quite curious phenomenon.

I'm getting fingerprinted today. Woo hoo. (God, I hope I haven't left my prints, um, anywhere...)

Changeling said...

That truck driver was okay, I think. He seemed pleased I threw up in the hat instead of the truck, for example and gave me a cigarette to wash out my mouth. Probably just came from a very hair dye free community? Not a porn/horror hitching story at all. What's Hogg? The internet doesn't want to give it up at all.
I'm pretty nice - like everything was shit for a while and it's not so much changed as my attitude to it seems to be becoming different? Something like that. I don't know whether to try and beat the stuff I wrote as a novel into something that someone else might recognise as such. Or if I just think of it as a kind of - I don't know - practise? And set it aside. Seems good that neither option completely freaks me out. How are you? Was your birthday, right? And maybe a kind of uncomfortable number also? How did that go? I had that, last time, just my head, or something. Most other people panicked at the one before. I always like what you say or write or whatever, about age and attitude. I don't feel any different to when I was 13 - I mean my opinions or conclusions haven't got any sharper or more sophisticated - I gained a whole heap of cultural and flesh influence and insight since then. But none of it stomps on that younger me.
I was on the other side of the escort thing for pretty much the first time a little while ago, that was kind of interesting. Hope your work trip is fruitful and not

Changeling said...

Not...? There was probably meant to be another word there. Fucked if I know what it was.

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DavidEhrenstein said...

Jodie speaks French fleuntly and has made several films in France including Chabrol's adaptation of Simon de Beauvoi's "Le Sang des Autres." Her Golden Globes sppech (more of a whine, actually) impressed status quo types butREALLY annoyed the LGBT comunity over all. Like so many stars she's under the impression that her anal excretions give no olifacoty offense.

postitbreakup said...

"Tick, tick, tick . . .

Fuck everything else."

damn dennis

DavidEhrenstein said...

Nagisa Oshima one of the very greatest of all modern filmmakers is dead at 80

cobaltfram said...

Hey hey D,

I think you're right about works in translation being more acceptable as hideous nightmares rather than American books. I was talking to Chad about Japan specifically, and we think that their culture's general OK-ness with violence, bad endings, etc, comes to do with not have Christianity forming the bedrock of their art/everything for a good two thousand years. Does that make sense/what do you think?

I know it's crazy of me, but I'm super pumped to see 'Amour.' Looks like we'll be going with our buddy Chris, so who knows what will happen with that. He also really wants to see Lynch's "Lost Highway," God help him, ha.

I think I mentioned Kirino's "Out" a few months ago, about a woman who murders her husband and enlists her friends to dismember and dispose of the body. I was thinking of sending you a few books: Banville's "The Sea," "Out," and maybe one or two others I've mentioned that you said you hadn't read, but the post office says that mail costs like $50 minimum to send packages to France. When will you be in LA next? If you're interested, I can ship to you there.

Anyway, hope things are great.

Catch you soon

J

MMR said...

Hi Dennis,
Sounds perfect !
And really good travels.

(I'm still hovering on quotation day, although now it's all about grief and cinema,,,)

Thank you again for considering, and my very best,
MMR

alan said...

Oh, I see. Yeah, I thought I would have remembered your talking about having seen it if you had. I disliked it so much that it led me to reevaluate the films of his that I’ve liked as being perhaps no more than the sum of their parts (better parts, in those cases). But you should see it and see what you think.

Empty Frame said...

upplHey. Hope all's well. Cool, thanks, any Manet info greatly appreciated! Apparently it wasn't that uncommon for artists to take in street urchins in those days. (There's no suggestion of hanky-panky, but then who fucking knows, right?) It wasn't like, say, Rembrandt's Holland or Caravaggio's Italy, where boys would often become formally apprenticed to the painter, and given home and board and learn skills, in return for being useful with menial tasks in the studio, and sometimes like in Caravaggio's case getting to paint endless drapery and fruit for the main painter. Seems like cherry-boy was just down on his luck. I swear I can hear him whisper in the studio sometimes! The old tobacconist who runs the shop below the studio caught me hard at work painting a life-size noose today, haha. Was virtually making the sign of the cross as he left ...
Talking of cherries, that piece Allesfliesst was talking about sounds awesome! Divine David used to do somethin similar, where he'd plonk melons down on a table, give them ex-boyfriend's names, relate what shits they were and then destroy the melons with a mallet, with like al this pulp and stuff just flying all over the place, into the front row's faces etc. heh.

Talking about boys, have you read/seen Germaine Greer's book, "The Boy"? It's pretty interesting - there's essays on castrati, child soldiers, chimney sweeps, etc. Just getting into it now, along with a Jean Rhys biography called " The Bluest Hour" - quite a lady. Bottle of whiskey before lunch. Slapping policemen. Throwing bricks through her neighbour's window. For starters.
Anyway, I'm off to scout info about this summer's All Tomorrow's Parties festival - apparently Deerhunter are curating, and the Breeders are playing, and that alone does it for me. Later!

Empty Frame said...

Black Acrylic, hey - if you're looking to be super-near the Pompidou on your trip you could check out the Hotel du Sejour. It's two minutes walk away from both Pompidou and Les Halles, which makes convenient Metro stop. Good area. I stayed there years ago when it was still run by an old French couple - it's had new owners and a revamp since, so I can't vouch for it, but it's great location, and affordable. Only bummer is shower and toilet are shared. But worth a look.

DavidEhrenstein said...

All Tomorrow's Parties

Ken Baumann said...

Dennis!

Excited about this: http://youtu.be/5U9KmAlrEXU

Yours,
K

steevee said...

Thanks for sending me Roger's address. I've contacted him. I have 2 ideas for Sight and Sound's "Wide Angle" section.

I'm listening now to A$AP Rocky's debut album LONG LIVE A$AP. My interest was drawn by his video for the title track, which seems intended to start rumors that he's down with the Illuminati - it's filled with the weirdest imagery I've seen in a hip-hop video since Jay-Z's "On To The Next One." The album's production is really interesting; although Rocky's from Harlem, he's obviously listened to lots of Dirty South rap, and there are some odd mixtures of influences, like simultaneous combinations of DJ Screw and dubstep. I can't say much for his lyrics.

5STRINGS said...

What's a few thousand Euros? I would first sodomie FiveStarRoomService in the bathroom. I would then invite SexArtist to ws and shower with FiveStar and then sodomie him in the bed, while I get head from DJeix. Double-team FiveStar with DJeix while getting sodomie by PaidGuy. Have all sodomie PaidGuy. Have DJeix cream pie PaidGuy and give me head again. Kick all out but PaidGuy. Eat cream pie, insert, and go to sleep. Sodomie PaidGuy in the morning. Stab him with fork in cheek at breakfast thinking of them all.

Haha I think I'll stick to water. Reading Glamorama and I wanna blow my brains out 50 pgs in. TMS is gawd. It's like the stone god you pray to that finally eats you. You know, you're so right. I was looking at a bunch of Emo boys yesterday. I've been making Emo boy posts on my Facebook. I can get into the look. Didn't know it, but my ex and his ggg-eneration are really into Emo bands. I like The Used and I guess Bright Eyes was ok. I remember listening to it and thinking, it's not very good, but it's charming or something. It's like fucking Billy Corgan's grandkids and I almost fucked Jimmy Chamberlin, so it's weird. I think Emo has a lot of possibilities with horror. They've lost most of the content, just emotional intensity. If they weren't such lazy pussies, they would kill. "Emo discovers Cannibal Corpse album. Feeds friend hot coal beats him to death, viciously rapes the body. Covers shallow grave in concrete for fear of Cannibal Corpse." JC is from Tarbes, I'll bet it's a sexe town. I hear Poitiers was a place they did infantry training and it's the hometown of Michel Foucault. Fun travels

trees said...

Hey Dennis,

Nice day today, per usual, though "TheVeryVeryLastDiamond" made me laugh the hardest because of the last sentence.

I'll certainly let you know when the book comes out, and send one to you as well, as that's the right thing to do and all.

For the past few days I've been trying to find more internet lit sites that appeal to me, and it seems like a sort of fruitless search. So much is based around scenes that I find despicable or boring, and the ones that aren't are updated too infrequently to keep me coming back. Eh. Luckily, this blog is here, and I have it to look forward to most days!

Because of a quote that a friend posted last night, I've been drowning in Malevich (as in Kazimir). Even had a dream about a black square. I really wish that finding copies of his writings was a bit easier or less wallet-damaging, as I kind of think his philosophical/theoretical texts are as good (or at least as provocative) as his paintings.

Anyway. Hope you're well, sorry that Torbes is not a swingin' party, but that's just the way it is sometimes, yeah? Yeah.

xot

PS- Hope you got a chance to check out Nu Sensae!

_Black_Acrylic said...

@ Empty Frame, cheers for the tip but I'm told my mum's already booked someplace. I'll find out exactly where tomorrow, but I do hope it's near that Hotel du Sejour area.

Dom Lyne said...

Hey Dennis, how's it going?

Things have been quite an experience here, and have had quite a profound effect on me. As I think I told you I was put on meds and for a while they did have what was, at the time, a positive effect, but then just as I was getting somewhat used to the silence and reduced experiences everything took a sudden and dramatic turn for the worse. I spiralled into a massive breakdown where everything just consumed me whole and I couldn't drag myself out it. I lost all sense of everything, I didn't know who I was, felt so alone and empty. It was just so bleak and I pretty much hit rock bottom. It was only last week that I finally managed to feel a bit more like myself again.

My therapist said that they pretty much took away too much too quickly, and that I was going through grief because all these things I've had since I was four vanished and it was like losing a family member or something. I think they're pretty pissed that I stopped taking my meds and seem determined to put me back on them but I'm like so scared of touching even the smallest dosage because I never want to feel like I did during December again. It was scary as hell.

I think the whole experience made me finally accept that I have something pretty seriously wrong with me, I mean why else would I even be in this situation. So on monday in group I pretty much spoke for an hour telling them how I was feeling and the closure I'd brought to various things from the past five months, and they were all stunned because it was such a marked difference from my usual responses, and quite a big step forward. So I'm proud about that. I don't really understand it and how it suddenly manifested itself in my mind, but it's something that I can work on.

JoeM said...

That live album by Eno, Kevin Ayers, Nico, and John Cale was called June 1, 1974.I still have this idea that there's something about Kevin Ayers that I should remember.

Also every time I see the name I think of Colin Blunstone and I Don't Believe in Miracles. Maybe I heard them first at the same time.

I thought at first glance that this rumoured Bowie autobiography - in the form of objects from his past that he talks about - was real. But it's clearly a hoax - a good one because it's exactly the sort of thing you'd think he'd do.

Object

anonymous said...

so the tense shift thing in guide is blowing my fucking mind, i can't figure out the pattern. first i thought it was just everything relating to "dennis" was present-tense, but then the stuff with Goof was too, & other things, so i don't know. tricky, tricky book. i think so much of the cycle went over my head the first time through and since then, until now, i've only reread bits & pieces. i'm actually not a very good reader but i'm trying to be better. i really wish i could meet you someday but i'd probably melt or something. hope you had a good & productive day, the stuff you said to chris about france's support of the art was also really interesting x

steevee said...

I'm bummed that Death Grips didn't quite make the Pazz n Jop top 40 this year. THE MONEY STORE just barely missed it, landing at #41. NO LOVE DEEP WEB did much worse.

Sypha said...

Kind of like the first guy today: FiveStarService I think it is.

George, I've never seen a tennis match but with "Infinite Jest" it feels like I've been reading about tennis my entire life now. ha ha, I think I've told you how my brothers HATE LeBron. Maybe I should watch a sport or follow a team. I wonder what that must feel like. But I see people get so passionate about it (by that I mean my family), all I can think of is "Man, how silly."

Dennis, I'm jealous at times about how you live in France, a country where one can find so many interesting examples of old religious art and architecture. Whereas the city where I live, there's one really nice church and that's it. Man, if I was living in Paris I'd be hitting the old churches and cathedrals every day, though I guess that's something you're probably not interested in, huh? There's one church in Paris that much of Huysmans' "La-Bas" was set in: Saint-Sulpice. So if I would ever visit Paris I'd certainly have to drop by there.

Bill said...

Some of these boys have pretty specific demands, geez. Holding a guitar (and looking cute doing it) scores major brownie points with me though.

Hope Tarbes is going well, Dennis.

Just saw Looper. Surprisingly enjoyable, though not without Hollywood mawkishness and action cliches.

Bill