Friday, July 15, 2011

'Absolutely no sex - I have my ways to make sure!': DC's selected escorts for the month of July 2011

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YOUWILLREMEMBERME, 20
Cincinnati

Name is Zack.
Im too mature for my age
Im bisexual,probably like boys a bit more then girls.less drama unless you total annoying diva
I DONT cyber with window shoppers. stop creeping
I DONT like annoying people
you WONT see me without make up
you WONT get my number unless i do you in real life. stop fking asking i dont text randoms
i HATE emo scum like myself and i have the scars to back up that statement
i like hitting things with my fists which are attached to my fantastic arms which are attached to my amzing upper body
im ALWAYS hyper
I DO like screwing new people unless you look like pedo barny creep ass stalker and pretty nice before you fuck me over
just try your luck and buy xDDD
Likes:
visual kei
Dislikes:
people who cant see out of one eye because of there hair like myself
YOU-being annoying dramatic twat and turd

Dicksize No entry
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking No entry
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Dollars
Rate night 500 Dollars




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Ringerboy, 21
Basel

If you like to wrestle I am your guy. Enjoy my muscles and strength. Fight hard to beat me if you can. Happy to have you massage my well shaped body after the fight.
Absolutely no sex - I have my ways to make sure!

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position No entry
Kissing No
Fucking No entry
Oral No
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Fetish Sportsgear, Sneakers & Socks
Client age Users over 40
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask




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Alex, 18
Seattle

I can't help but think to myself sometimes that life is just a horrid joke. Sometimes I feel like love is just a myth or a fairytale. Life isn't just one big walk in the park for me, nor has it ever been; nor, will it ever be. I have a strong mind set for my life and I know ecxactly where I want to go with it. I'm an emotional train wreck who falls for people far too easily. But I'm also the rude, arrogant, son of a bitch who thinks he's better than everyone else. That's just me. I judge people by their appearances, and don't tell me it hurts because I know it does. I'm judged by my appearance everyday but no one for sure knows what happens outside of school or behind closed doors. You're going to be judged, deal with it. I'm not the type to gossip. If you want to gossip, don't bring it to me because I'll probably report you. I'm selfish, and conceited in my own ways. I'm all about my hair and my shoes always have to match my shirt in some type of way. I've got my iPod on me at all times. My pants fall off my ass because I have not an ass to hold them up. Tight pants, band shirts and v-necks are my style and that won't change. I usually happen to have a beanie hanging out of my back pocket. Skateboarding and twirling rifles is what I do, and if you can't put two and two together that tells you I'm on drill team. ROTC is a huge part of my life. I'm a Cadet Corporal and a squad leader, well on my way to a commander. If you don't care to hear about God then you might as well just me get off your to-buy list now. I just found myself getting right with him and eliminating all the bad substances in my life that counteract with what He wants me to do. Don't be boring. Don't ask to get me high then fuck me until I think you're the only god, I won't answer. And don't send me a comment that says "May I have the honor of fucking you" That's boring, I'm sorry. If you want my ass, grow some balls and order it. I wear ten bracelets. Six of them are important to me. I think I'll tell you about them. Black one with black and white beads: Reminds me that if you fail at a goal, there's another one you can achieve. Green and Blue: Reminds me of the accomplishments that I made as a cheerleader. Rainbow: GAY PRIDE! Black, Pink, Yellow, and Green: Reminds me of the different colors of hearts that people have. Orange: Reminds me of diversity. TWLOHA: <--- 'nuff said. I also wear a peace sign around my neck that my mom bought for me. World peace is something I strongly believe in. We were put on Earth to do a job, and fighting, killing, and talking shit isn't one of them. I'm an important person. You may not think so; but I know so. Like I said. Conceited Mother Fucker. SPEAK PROPERLY! That's me all up there. I'm Alex. And, I'm a fuck up.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking No entry
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Underwear, Skins & Punks, Uniform, Formal dress, Jeans, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask




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nostingsattached, 22
Liverpool

Hi Everyone im Peter that cute ass panda that lives in ur room and steals ur cookies.Im 22 and have the mind of a 3 yearold which is what happens when all u eat is candy.I like pain.Yes being smacked around and hit turns me on and im a cum slut i think it taste like milk.Ummm if u have anything eles u want to know please ask

Dicksize M, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty Passive
Fisting Passive
S&M Passive
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Underwear, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 120 Pounds
Rate night 300 Pounds




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Rude, 20
Paris

Salut, Moi , C'est Rude. Je suis là pour vous.

(If you're old faggie, then go away as quickly as possible!)

Fucking active / passive
Oral active / passive
Watersports active
CBT -
Fisting no
SM active
Bondage no
Dirty no
Kissing upon agreement
Massage active / passive
Safer Sex always
Rate / Hour 100
Rate / Night 300
Rate / 24h 600




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MR.LAGUNA, 21
Honolulu

"READ"MR.LAGUNA for hire!!!!! 3K .,open for negotiation--(to raise my rate not to lower it down)

[1] ---> im 19 yrs. old...

[2] ---> im a FLIP..

[3] ---> a simple guy but rock.

[4] ---> im a killer with a killer smile.

[5] --->im dangerous i definitely agree coz CUTE GUYS break necks.

[6] ---> a student!

[7] ---> a harttrob!

[8] ---> i sleeptalk and sleepwalk...

[9] ---> i wake up every morning drowned with saliva...

[10] ---> i dont smoke.. have tried it but dont like it...

[11] ---> i party a lot...

[12] ---> but my braincells nver loses its function.

[13] ---> i was formed thru fertilization...

[14] --->Honestly, I really don't know what to expect in here but this is quite fun and overwhelming.

lastly ...By persistently remaining single, i"M s

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Rubber, Underwear, Boots, Lycra, Formal dress, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night 3 Dollars




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DONTFUCKITUP, 25
Moscow

HI GUYS,THIS IS A XXX GAY BLAST BOMB. I AM A CUTE, U CAN TAKE AND TEST ......................... BLABLABAL COME AND GIVE ME TASTE OF UR CHOICE XXXXXXXXX WHAT ELSE, JUST TAKE AND ROCK........... GIVE UR DICK HARDLY IN DIFFERENT ANGEL TO MY MOUTH, AND MAKE MY TIGHT ASSHOLE WHICH BECOME SOFTWITH UR ROD. MAKE ME ROLL AND UPAND BACK FRONT AND SIDE, LIFT AND MAKE ME UR CHOICE OF ENJOYMENT. I WILL BE EXPECTING YOU YES I MEAN VERY YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE CUTE ,CLEAN AND GENEROUS MILLION OF KISSES WITH MY WET LIPS.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking No entry
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Skater, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Lycra, Formal dress, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Drag, Worker
Client age Users older than 30
Rate hour 500 Dollars
Rate night 2000 Dollars




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harilessboy3, 19
Grenoble

i know you shoud fucking with me. forgot about world existing around You. this is going to be another dimension. if you find me interesting im yours if you like me im your..pleasure is provided in simple way. i will do suck your whole body and private parts until you say stop (sometimes will continue in regards to satisfaction). but dont love me i dont deserve it.

Fucking passive
Oral active / passive
Watersports -
CBT -
Fisting -
SM -
Bondage -
Dirty -
Kissing upon agreement
Massage active / passive
Safer Sex always
Rate / Hour 0
Rate / Night 0
Rate / 24h 0




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sosickof, 24
Steyr, Austria

i´m a real active guy who like to have sex.not like,i love it and i want you to be the instrument i play on/in!
i love to start smooth and gentle but then i need one who can stand my power cause i love to fuck long and very very hard with my big long wizardstick.
do you want to try?could you stand it?
i think you would love to be my fucking bitch!!!!

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Top
Kissing Consent
Fucking Active
Oral Passive
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Rubber, Underwear, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Jeans, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 200 Euros




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marrythenight, 21
Saigon

try look to my head. if you want me, meet me in a safe place. I AM THE PLEASING PERSONALITY OF AN ASIAN. are you want me? are you think I'm attractive? Well than You should see me naked. if you like me, i am very happy. hotels in Vietnam normally NOT allow guests at night. to make it easy, contact me early before 9pm.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Leather, Skater, Skins & Punks, Uniform, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 250 Euros




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Northsky, 21
Paphos, Cyprus

Hi im Sean 21 years old, typical gay sexy very beautiful british lad who loves to travel, also enjoy my arts like Drama, Singing, Dancing, and going to the theatre once in a while. The reason im an escort is because im a sex addict who needs and wants it 24/7. I love showing older guys a good time over night and weekend stays, they normally know how to treat a hot ass. i offer my hole to the unbridled fucking! You are horny and have big balls and want lose the pressure? Then you are exactly right! my favorite postion is doggy cause it feels im getting used. Although the sex is great i also like to go out for meals and drinks on dates and such.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Skater, Underwear, Uniform, Formal dress, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 250 Euros




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lovely_broke, 18
Madrid

I work as an escort as you can see. When I don’t have the time to answer all my messages here, my agency does that for me. If you’re thinking now that boys from escort agencies are not for you I need to tell you a few things: my agency is good for both of us. We don’t have to waste any time on prepares our date. My agency also does all the planning for unusual and exciting dates, so we can enjoy our date without getting stressed out. Besides, my agency does not exploit me and I was not imported from abroad, either.

Fucking active / passive
Oral active / passive
Watersports active
CBT no
Fisting no
SM active
Bondage active / passive
Dirty no
Kissing yes
Massage active / passive
Safer Sex always
Rate / Hour 120
Rate / Night 600
Rate / 24h 0




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Iandmyself, 21
Aix en Provence

You can change yourself into infinity, but still get the changes to the location from where you left ... learning a lot along the way .. I am coherent and sexy and speak English poorly. May i know who you are and where do you live?

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish -
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Euros
Rate night 250 Euros




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catch_fish, 23
Dubai

Clear. explicit. I like confidence in the deal. Obviously, seriousness and commitment. I hope I meet people who are serious about the taste sensory high.

Be clear and explicit in the letter.

I am not free.

I will make your hole glowing red.

I will fuck hard until you will scream.

You will feel realltpdhy nice.

Stranger Dont Know Me That Much.

You are right here!

I hate users above 30, fatties, uncles, shemales.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing Yes
Fucking No entry
Oral Top
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish -
Client age under age 30
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask




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Himeros, 23
Bastogne, Belgium

HIMEROS (or Himerus) was the god of sexual desire, one of the young Erotes (winged Love-Gods). When the goddess Aphrodite first emerged new-born from the sea-foam's she was greeted by the twin loves Eros and Himeros. Himeros was usually depicted as winged youth or child, as were the other Erotes. He was frequently depicted alongside Eros in the scene of Aphrodite's birth, fluttering around the goddess sailing across the sea in her conch-shell. At others times he appears as one of a triad of love gods, his brothers being Eros and Pothos (Love and Passion). As an individual god, however, Himeros possessed no distinct mythology or cult of his own. When paired with Eros he was probably identified with Anteros (reciprocal love).

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
S&M No
Fetish -
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 200 Euros




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celebrate_fuck, 22
Duisburg, Germany

celebrate fuck every fuck

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Underwear, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Jeans, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask




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Yoursboy, 19
Wolfratshausen, Germany

Nice and smile boy. I'm so proud to be yours, yank.. Love you so much.. :) Please make sunny yours day

Fucking active / passive
Oral active / passive
Watersports active
CBT active
Fisting active
SM no
Bondage -
Dirty -
Kissing yes
Massage active / passive
Safer Sex always
Rate / Hour 120
Rate / Night 400
Rate / 24h 600




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GovernmentHookerNr1, 22
Rijeka, Croatia

sex is the power and money is another power, my work is to exchange the powers. if you just want to have a quick sex, sorry I am not the right person. if you want anything more enjoyable just than quick sex, I may help. i am virgin, is may first time i am doing this. if you will be the first to fuck me, you'll have the chance of doing it with a first timer. i truely think looks fade and personalitys grow. leave me a message if you want to take me to your r0om or in any place you want. and most important, I am yours. gudlukin old machomen preferred.

Dicksize No entry
Position More bottom
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish -
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 70 Euros
Rate night 300 Euros

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p.s. Hey. I'm back. The trip was good. Pix and stuff re: it at the beginning of next week. For now, given that I have just over four days of comments to catch up with, I'm going to dive in and probably move along at a fairly swift clip. ** Saturday ** Jason Forrest, Thank you again so much, sir. Now that I'm back home and internetted up, I'll write to you soon. ** David, Hey. I'm not sure if your entire Morrissey article made it through to me, email-wise. I'll write to you. ** Chris Cochrane, Hi, Chris. November 12th, got it. Cool. I'll be writing to you and the 'Them' crew with an update today. ** Steevee, So, what's happened to your script since I've been gone? ** Monday ** Bernard Welt, Hey, B. Talk/see you a little later to catch up, etc., I hope? Call me or I'll call you. ** Empty Frame, Howdy. Mountain air drifted between rainy and hot/muggy, but I didn't mind. So true about 'Magic Mountain'. How has your week been? ** David Ehrenstein, Hey. Agreed about the 'ToF' reactions, obviously. People don't like its utter sincerity meets high ambitions maybe? ** Sypha, I've read maybe five Henry Miller novels. I'm not very into his stuff, let's say. I think the first 20 or so pages of 'Tropic of Cancer' are pretty great and inspired, but then it just kind of runs out of steam for me. Otherwise, hit and miss, mostly miss. ** Tosh, Hi. No, I don't know Albert Cossery, but I'll fix that. Yeah, love your music. Quite a secret there. Sex orgy mix? You bet. Everyone, herein lies the 'sex orgy mix' of Tosh Berman's startling and wonderful musical debut 'The Marinetti Mix'. Go and download! ** Alan, Well, uh, of course the Brainards were for you! I have no idea why Bernard wasn't doing the p.s., but I suspect it's my fault. ** Bill, Hi. See you today, yes? No, I missed the Le Clair Obscur Paris gig 'cos I was away. They've done an adaption of 'The Sluts' too, which I'm dying to see, or at least the evidence of it. ** Anonymous, Hey. Oh, cool, I'll check out the stuff at the end of your link later as I'm rushing today so that I won't be stuck doing this all day. Thanks! ** Ken Baumann, Ken! I got a Google+ invite and, like you, or at least like you were as of last Monday, I'm holding out until/if it seems like I absolutely have to. ** Oliver, Hey, man. Slow on the email, obviously. Sorry. The internet where I was staying was suckage incarnate, but expect it soon. ** David, Anne Beattie fan, ah, explains everything, ha ha. ** MANCY, Hi. How was your week? How's (art)work going, etc? ** Cap'm, You knew Jerome Sala in Chicago? Is that what you're saying? Me too, although from LA and via a visit or two. He ruled, and he rules. Maybe I used to look Bonnello-like. I'm all, you know, grey and a bit wizened now, but not too much. ** Bernard Welt, I did know that novel was by Doug Lang, and I suppose that's why I picked it. Did you read 'Freaks'? I had never heard of it nor known that he wrote fiction before. ** Tuesday ** Lost Child & Brian, Hello, old pals and, in one case, long lost pal. ** Bill, I doubt the weather down there was better than the weather up here, but there were mountains there unlike here. ** David Ehrenstein, Well, yes, it does look like the 'TIHYWD' forest, doesn't it. Coincidence? I'll never tell. ** Kiddiepunk, My pleasure. Want to see you. Talk/see today. No taco for you, I'm afraid. It was all pizza pizza pizza there. ** Thomas Moronic, Morning, Mr, T. Thank you! ** Jeff, Morning, Jeff! ** Steevee, You're braver than I re: those recommended New Age blogs. I love Simon Reynolds, but that seemed like a bridge too far. But maybe not? ** David, I Love a Genre is live? Cool. I'll have to sort through it later on, but ... Wait, I clicked over to your profile and then clicked 'I love a genre' and its last update was a year ago. It's somewhere else now? Maybe you said where it is in the next couple of comments days. I'll wait and see and then hunt it down if not. Oh, wait, never mind again. You typed out the address, duh. You can tell I'm hurrying today, I guess. Everyone, d.l. David's legendarily years in the works blog 'I Love a Genre' has arrived at last, and, unlike, say, 'Chinese Democracy', it bewitches. Go here. ** Anonymous, Pleased to have pleased. ** Wednesday ** Charlie M., Hi, Charlie! Thanks a whole lot for the visiting the blog. It's an honor and a pleasure. Please hang out here anytime you like. Really loving your music. I'm gonna do something about it here on the blog before too long. Take care. ** Chris Dankland, Hi, Chris, welcome! Very nice of you to be here. Please hang out a lot if you want to. Man, it's really nice of you to say that stuff about my books. Yeah, obviously, it means a lot to me. Thank you! 'My Loose Thread' is one of my favorites among my own books, so, yeah, thanks! I think I understand what you're saying about your interests and their trickiness. I mean, I share them, obviously, and I add to the dark side in some way with my books, and yet I'm kind of weirdly one of the most positive thinking people around. I think it's basically about how you organize yourself, and, frankly, people I know or have known who are into things that are ostensibly horrifying, both artists and/or consumers, are some of the most balanced, brightly lit up people I know. It's curious. Anyway, you can certainly consider me a likeminded, sympathetic bro, if you like. Very cool that you're working on a novel. Tell me about it, if you like. I'm interested. Your blog is terrific. I've only had a quick glance because I'm scurrying today due to the big pile of comments, but I'll dig in later on. As you probably know, just for one thing, I love animated gifs too. I'd roll in them like a calf in clover if that was technically possible. Hold on. Everyone, new d.l. Chris Dankland has a very cool blog called DANKLAND that you should check out. And, if by chance you share his and my love of gifs, there are some beauties there, among other lovely things. Visit there and welcome him please. So, yeah, thanks so much again, Chris, and welcome! ** David, Hey. Oh, I'll post your ... Everyone, d.l. David, proprietor of the aforementioned 'I Love a Genre' says/ adds: 'to repeat my disclaimer, most if not all the images [on ILaG] are not my work. If you want them removed (and they're yours) let me know.' ** Alan, Hope the move went smoothly. Did it? Where did you move to? ** David Ehrenstein, Hey, D. ** Ken Baumann, Hey, Ken! ** Thursday ** Comments 1 to 23: Nice to see almost all of you again, ha ha. Eli Jurgen, where the heck are you? Allesfliesst, ditto. JW Veldhoen, ditto. Plexus, uh .... ** David Ehrenstein, Good morning once again, sir. ** Steevee, Well, yes, the comments flashback was deliberate. However, when I changed the launch date on the post, the comments came along with it, and I'm not sure that I could have removed them even if I had wanted to. Cool, I'll check out Rainbow Noise a bit later. Everyone, here's d.l. Steevee: 'This may be fairly old in viral video years, but I just heard it today: Rainbow Noise's "Imma Homo". Most of the queer hip-hop I've heard, apart from Angel Haze, is far better in intentions than execution. Rainbow Noise would actually sound good on the radio between Clipse and Lil Wayne.' ** Bill, Trippy flashback comments for a trippy Day. ** Gregoryedwin, Hey, G! Yes, the uncanny effect of which you speak regarding the flashback posts strikes me as well, for sure. Interesting, yes? Well, you already said yes. Really sorry about your ankle, ugh. Have an international DC mind massage, if that'll help. Your novel sounds super interesting, man. Suggestions: are you sending it to majors, indies, all of the above, in any particular order? Let me know, and I'll have a think in the meantime. ** Sypha, That is both and weird and annoying about the missing pages. I was sent two copies, and they're both full length, so hopefully it was just a crazy fluke. ** Chris Cochrane, Well, thank you, Chris! Nice to be 'home'. ** Polter, Hey, Polter, buddy! My trip was nice. Either too warm or a little too chilly the whole time, but, hey, I'm not complaining too much. The 19 year-old drunk/sick Australian story was very sweet. It's okay that it was sweet, right? You weren't empty. I'm the empty one because of all the comments. Well, not empty, just ... flighty, I think. I've been to marshes. I'm not sure if they were as marshy or as good as your marsh, but the sinking foot thing, yeah, definitely. It was weirdly very likable and kind of sensual. Lots and lots of love to you! ** Creative Massacre, Hey, pal! I'm pretty good, how are you? What's going on in your world of late? ** Anonymous, Acid is like what SWIM said, yeah, although I think it was a lot stronger and better and more hallucinatey back when. When I did it. Often. Too often No, maybe not too often. ** Misanthrope, Well, you'll probably get one more rerun post when I go to Kiddiepunk and Oscar's wedding. Request? Yeah, other than the 'I don't like it' reason, the reasons are totally stupid. I'm not looking for a wad of cash from them. I'd let someone publish it for a song. Anyway, blah blah, nothing to be done about it. You get such weird sleep things. Why, do you know? I mean, there must be a reason, right? My vacation was pleasant, relaxing. No beach. Mountains, spa, cozy town, mini-golf, pizza, rain, trees, etc. You'll see. ** Alan, You are a man of your word! ** Okay, I made it through. Sorry for the rushing. But now we're caught up, and relaxed p.s.es will again become the blog's byword. I return with your monthly batch of prostitutes. There are some pretty good, weird profile texts in there, if you care to have a look. See you tomorrow.

30 comments:

a.r. said...

hi dennis

i hope you are well ? i miss you

i had a breakdown at work today and just left, i know ive re organise everything, sorry for my grimness, but no one here knows me, so its a kinda rumi

alex,x

Bill said...

Hey Dennis, a chatty, articulate lot today, though some of the ads could be (ahem) shorter. That's the pleasing personality of an Asian speaking.

Hope you had a festive Bastille Day traveling. I can't be bothered to stand in lines around the block at 1:30am, so no firemen's balls (or hoses) for me.

Alex, good to see you back. Sorry to hear about the breakdown... hope things are better soon...

Bill

DavidEhrenstein said...

Quite a Baroque Bunch of Escorts -- especially No Nose Nanette at the top.

slatted light said...

Coop: Hey man. Mr. Laguna's ass doesn't even seem like it can be perforated, like a caramel candy version of those impossible to open rigid plastic clamshell packets scissors come in. I'm glad your trip went well. I haven't been around for a bit, was about to come back in but then saw you were about to go on your trip, so then decided to wander off til you came back. Anyhow, today, I was looking over the past week and, lo and behold, there I already was! Haha. That day holds up okay mostly, I guess, but it's definitely too moralizing and searchy for my tastes now. And my reading of MLT doesn't do its complication justice, really. Kind of freshman me, or something. But nice to see it again and thanks for bringing it back for a bow. And that reminds me: better respond to the comments to me from that day: later Coop!

DavidE and David, thanks! Alan, thanks heaps dude and thanks so much for emailing me re: the Duvert. I meant to write you back and then didn't (I'm awful emailer, I'm afraid). Take your time, man, and enjoy.

Ken! Thanks a million, man! "Unpro": you nailed it in a word, maistro. Hey, what awesome looking movie are you staring in that has you all scarred up in your profile shot like that? I like it.

MANCY said...

Hey. Things going okay, kind of been too busy to work on much, but I am making another video collage thing...I will let you know when it is up. Also trying to work on stuff for Ken B.'s Leidner project...
Things kind of crazy as the move to Seattle approaches. Hope you are well and had a great trip...

alan said...

If Ringerboy ever needed another line of work he could probably get a job in British publishing.

steevee said...

I've written 22 pages. I've basically finished the first act, in structural terms. The murder has taken place, and the protagonist has confessed it to his assistant, who freaks out and quits on the spot. Now I'm anxious about writing the next 60 or so pages. I'm not sure if I have enough ideas to sustain that. I want the protagonist to find a new boyfriend (possibly through BUTT magazine!) but keep sabotaging their relationship out of guilt and self-hatred over the murder. Also, his Xanax addiction makes things difficult. He finds models for his second photo series through Craigslist sex ads, but he doesn't fuck them, just takes photos, which leads to some awkward moments. (I'm planning a comic scene with a JERSEY SHORE-inspired "guido" wanna-be named Pauly E.) I know exactly what the next few scenes will be and have a vague outline beyond that.

Empty Frame said...

" My pants fall off my ass because I have not an ass to hold them up". Haha! Alex from Seattle's gonna be a writer, mark my words.... Great selection, Dennis, some of this stuff is really wacked-out poetry.

Yay, you're back! Good hol? Refreshed, recharged, etc? Hope so, obviously. Got the travel itch myself, at the moment... hoping to hit Istanbul in Sept, and maybe the Scottish Highlands. I'm fine. Written some poems and bits and bobs that don't make me want to kill myself, so that's good. Been spending a bit of web-time over at PennSound resource for poetry, it's pretty good. Very funny Acker piece called " The Temple of Eros", amongst other delights. Poets, Dennis. Tell me poets to read! I can't get enough if it right now.
Anyway, good to have you back, and fine weekends all round!

DavidEhrenstein said...

Latest FaBlog: Fait Diver -- “A Matter of Months? Oh No, Not That Long“

Thomas Moronic said...

Slatted Light: it was great seeing your Shootings day reappear on here this week. I still live that one. I owe you an email so I'll do that this weekend.

Dennis: good to have you back! Looking forward to seeing your holiday snaps,too. I've treated myself to a posh new suit (by Paul Smith) for the big Italian wedding next weekend. I had a fitting last Sunday and I'm going to pick it up tomorrow morning. I treated myself. I got my copies of GRAVES in the mail and boy did Michael do a gorgeous job with it,no surprises there obviously. Felt so nice to have it in my hands.

Interesting cohort of escorts today ... I was talking to a friend of mine recently who had been hiring himself out to guys. Very cool and informative chatting to him about that stuff.

little foal said...

hey dennis,

welcome home dude. i'm thinking about graduation, a week since it happened, and i dunno what i feel. i went with your advice about pretending to have a little part in a play. anyway, after running onto the stage and screaming RHUBARB RHUBARB at the vice chancellor (nee professor of sound and vision studies at the university of jupiter) and diving into a vulnerable acapella rendition of 'ev'ry time we say goodbye' (made more vulnerable by the cacophony of vegetables and bits of paving becoming acquainted with the front part of my head), all the time dressed as an achingly effete papier mache tree, i found myself lying in what i have to describe as a puddle, cradling what i have to describe as my degree parchment, in what i have to describe as my mouth. i'm kidding, it was kind of fun. i got frightened and everything, but then i remembered what you said and i felt better. and i didn't mess up, and it was nice.

afterwards i felt shitty about the force with which i resisted attending graduation, cuz really it wasn't that big of a deal. i guess i believed that my family making me attend represented benevolent control that i can't let myself be affected by anymore, and i guess i was right to believe it, yet it didn't bother me that i attended and everything. it's difficult, finding a way to live the life i want, seeing that certain responsibilities are things i need to accept. i dunno if my understanding is better than it was, say last year or whatever, but i believe things are complicated, and i feel confused because of it, and this is better than feeling i can abandon my family and stuff, it's got to be.

i felt weird about my degree as well. i don't wanna do the self-deprecating thing, which i did when i wrote about it here last month, because the situation frightens me, and if i pretend not to care it's stupid and dishonest. my degree is an ordinary degree, aka a bachelor's degree without the honours part. it consists of fifteen of the eighteen modules that make up an honours degree, and it doesn't have a classification, but it's a 2.2 average, with some 2.1 results, and a first as well. (consitutional law and history. i revised from my a-level government and politics notes, because i felt they were more useful. what's with that.) i get that a 2.2 is okay, but a 2.2 without honours is kind of messed up, and when i read about it on message boards and stuff, i keep getting these conflicting reports, some of which are based on a misunderstanding of what an ordinary degree is.

what i need to do is basically arrange a meeting with the careers advice dudes at university (i can still use the service after graduating, which is awesome) and ask the stuff that i keep wanting to ask about doing an english literature degree at the open university, celta, doing a pgce or a master's after the english literature degree, and what kind of job i might be able to get until then. that way, i can find out if my degree is worth anything without it being the main subject of the conversation, and i get to find out lots of important stuff as well.

but i need to stop beating myself up about it. i understand that i made mistakes when i was at university and let things get worse and didn't say when everything was getting too much, but fundamentally, i came through it. from the end of my first year until sometime in 2010, i was so fucked up, and so dissociated and separated from everybody, and i kept wanting to be dead, i kept wanting to kill myself and escape having to be myself and live my future. and i really believed that i wouldn't live to graduate from university, but yeah, i came through it. when i place it in context, in relation to what things were like for me, i feel i did okay.

little foal said...

anyway, that's pretty much it. i still feel kind of bleh and whatnot since there're like three weeks until i'm debtless. i have £240 still to pay, which is sweet, but until then i don't wanna do anything but sit in my bedroom and read, basically. i'm really conscientious in terms of reading these days, it's a nice feeling. the situation with the guy i like is weird. we didn't meet up that time before, it wasn't a firm arrangement to begin with and i explained to him that i wasn't feeling up to it. he sent me a message in the week which was like 'cuddle me' and a message in which he said that he wanted to be tied up. i was like, ummm okay (into myself). yesterday i asked him if us doing stuff might still be possible, and he said 'it's confusing territory' and today i sent him this message, which he hasn't responded to but sometimes he doesn't respond to a message when he isn't sure of what to say.

'i feel that if things are confused in terms of the possibility of a relationship with this guy, then we maybe shouldn't send each other messages asking for cuddles and bondage and stuff. i dunno what you feel about it, but it makes me confused, and disappointed when i remember it can't happen. i don't like being in the situation of maybe being able to do stuff, and i believe we need to just be friends and not send messages to each other asking for hugs and bondage and stuff. and i'm sorry for the messages of that kind that i sent.'

i think i'm simultaneously like a rapist and boring in that message. i dunno. anyway, if you think i was unreasonable or anything, definitely say.

btw on the subject of boring rapists, everybody is aware that peter sotos's newest rectangular expectoration of death is available to pre-order from creation, right? there doesn't seem to be anything about it anywhere yet except for on the special interests forum. it's been up since tuesday, and it's still available, which kind of amazes me, since i bet there are another sixty-eight obsessive fucks out there besides me with the funds and the need to purchase it, and why haven't they purchased it yet? maybe they're waiting for the unlimited paperback edition or something. anyway, yeah, as you can tell, i'm completely psyched. and 'the marbled swarm' in november, fuck.

some stuff i'm adoring these days

lots of love,

darren
xoxo

little foal said...

'Don't ask to get me high then fuck me until I think you're the only god, I won't answer.'

kid wants to fuck god, that's cute. though god doesn't wash his junk before doing it. i just know, okay?


'Im 22 and have the mind of a 3 yearold which is what happens when all u eat is candy.'

okay i came.


'(If you're old faggie, then go away as quickly as possible!)'

FUCK YOU MATE


'i wake up every morning drowned with saliva...'

ummm dude, you might wanna talk to a doctor about that.


'my big long wizardstick'

WHY DO GUYS USE THESE FUCKING EUPHEMISMS. IT'S NOT CUTE IT'S GROSS. I HAD A BONER AND IT'S RUINED, FUCK YOU SOSICKOF


'are you want me? are you think I'm attractive? Well than You should see me naked.'

i like the way this can be interpreted in different ways. language is fun. btw born this way is shit and you know it.


'I work as an escort as you can see.'

I CAN'T SEE, I'M BLIND, WHY DO YOU MAKE FUN OF MY DISABILITY YOU ASSHOLE


'I will make your hole glowing red.'

i really don't think that's a nice situation for me, y'know?


'HIMEROS (or Himerus) was the god of sexual desire, one of the young Erotes (winged Love-Gods). When the goddess Aphrodite first emerged new-born from the sea-foam's she was greeted by the twin loves Eros and Himeros. Himeros was usually depicted as winged youth or child, as were the other Erotes. He was frequently depicted alongside Eros in the scene of Aphrodite's birth, fluttering around the goddess sailing across the sea in her conch-shell. At others times he appears as one of a triad of love gods, his brothers being Eros and Pothos (Love and Passion). As an individual god, however, Himeros possessed no distinct mythology or cult of his own. When paired with Eros he was probably identified with Anteros (reciprocal love).'

yeah, but will you let me beat the shit out of your face and stab you in the guts?


'Nice and smile boy. I'm so proud to be yours, yank.. Love you so much.. :) Please make sunny yours day'

i don't know where to begin.


over and out,

darren
xoxo

steevee said...

The "old faggie" remark seemed particularly obnoxious to me too. Who else does the hustler think his clientele will be?

Chilly Jay Chill said...

Hey Dennis,

Glad to hear your trip was good. Look forward to details, pics, etc soon.

I just got back from an all too brief vacation to the mountains. The cool weather was a nice respite from sweltering horrorshow here. Spent some nice time with parents, sister, and niece and nephews. Went on a few great hikes through dark moss-covered forests to remote and pretty spectacular waterfalls. Checked out a strange trout hatchery. Thought of you when I ran across a bookstore called Shakespeare & Co., run by an eccentric woman who was the longtime mistress of the owner of the Paris store. Some great cheap finds: Gathering Evidence by Thomas Bernhard, The Setting Sun by Osamu Dazai, These Demented Lands by Alan Warner, and On Edge by C. Carr.

I mark my 40th B’day tomorrow and I’m pretty ambivalent about that. I got free tickets to see Elvis Costello and though I haven’t loved any of his albums since, say, Brutal Youth, I hear he still puts on a strong show. He’s revisiting the Spinning Wheel of Song, so there should be plenty of oddities and surprises in the set list at the very least.

Got my follow-up appointment with the dermatologist on Monday and get the results of my bloodwork. Been feeling much better the past 10 days and I should have been notified if there was anything alarming from the lab, so I’m very hopeful for a clean bill o’ health.

Hope all’s well with you & feeling recharged after the trips.

Chris Dankland said...

Dear Dennis, thank you so much for taking the time to write me back—the last few hours I've been hopping around the house and smiling. I'm gonna start trying to post more comments about other people's (and your) stuff in the future, and start investigating other people's projects and blogs—there are a lot of really interesting people who visit this site, it's motivating to see so many people making stuff they care about.

The novel that I started working on a few months ago is called Space City—it's basically 8 short novels (100 pages each, maybe? We'll see) following 8 different characters around Houston during one day. It's set on July 23, which is the anniversary of the first moon landing—I always liked the idea that “Houston” was the first word that was spoken on the moon. All the stories are self-contained, but the characters occasionally bump into each other throughout the novel, and some characters are related—father-son, escort-client, etc.

The part I'm working on right now are about these two white, middle-class, 16 year old girls who want to be rappers. They've been selling weed to their friends to save up money to buy equipment for a bedroom recording studio set-up—but they get frustrated with that, so they decide to spend the 300 they've saved to buy 60 ecstasy pills and sell them at a big dubstep show/rave later that night. In one night they can triple their money and have enough to buy all the recording equipment they want to finish their mixtape, which is called “Lil' Venus & Pussy Tat—Pussy Planet pt. 1: Uranus and Beyond” The story basically follows them through that day.

Anway, it's a huge project and it'll take me years to finish it, but it's something I've been planning and dreaming about for a very, very long time. I just started so I've been thowing a lot of stuff away, but I'm making progress, it's exciting. Do you listen to very much rap? I think there's a lot of parallels between rap and the way punk music used to be when it started—all these people grinding out music from their bedrooms and garages, it's cool. Houston is the home of DJ Screw, and a lot of that music defines how I see Houston: sprawling, stretched out, slow moving, narcotic, murky, sinister. Like when you drink promethezine cough syrup or tussenix, there's this heavy sort of brain-numbing daze that falls all around you, but also this strange, glowing, vibratory energy that you feel in your chest. That's what Houston feels like to me, especially Houston at night.

Animated gifs are the best, there should be an online gif museum! Sometimes I wish that paintings could move around a little bit, but no, they don't do that. The last few months I've been trawling tumblr pretty heavily, which is almost a gif museum—I'm convinced that if you could hook a plug into an average teenagers' head to record his/her minute-to-minute thoughts, the print-out would look like a tumblr page. Tumblr is the reification of pure teenage id. (I should put that sentence on a t-shirt.)

I'll wrap this up, but thanks again. It means a lot to me, that you would spend your time talking to me like this. You'll see more of me, I'm really SO EXCTIED about finding this site. Have a good weekend!

--Chris Dankland

anonymous said...

dennis welcome welcome welcome

youwillrememberme cultivates such an interesting mix of self-loathing and cockiness. liked "too mature for my age"

ringerboy wants massages from guys in sports gear over 40? i believe his dicksize entry though (unlike the dicksize entries of most escorts that i've stopped believing in to protect my fragile.... ego), if that's really him in the 2nd pic

alex was really making me think ziggy until the rotc crap. "i'm in rotc but i believe in world peace" interesting

peter the panda seems not written by peter, if there is a peter

rude, well, i don't like you either and i hope your hair gets stuck that way for life

mr. laguna was formed through fertilization eh? that pulling your dick back thing really freaks me out

DONTFUCKITUP "make me your choice of enjoyment" should hook up with harilessboy3 "sometimes will continue in regards to satisfaction"

sosickof likes, no not likes loves, loves his wizardstick (but won't show it)

northsky, i've never seen someone chugging liquor in such a gay manner, wow

lovely_broke is not at all just market for some agency, not at all

iandmyself "i am coherent and sexy and speak english poorly" everyone's a contradiction

catch fish made me mentally ***** why am i always so fucking into unapologetic douchebags UGHHHHH without fail every time

himeros if you're going to cut/paste do it from somewhere interesting

celebrate fuck should be a political party

yoursboy yawn

governmenthookernr1 only has to grow his hair a little bit longer before he won't need to use his hands to cover his nipples

little foal said...

'rude, well, i don't like you either and i hope your hair gets stuck that way for life'

BUT THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS. WE CAN'T LET HIM HAVE WHAT HE WANTS

(and i haven't been here recently to say this, but it's great to see you here josh.)

darren
xoxo

anonymous said...

hey little foal,

thank you very much for saying that, it means inexpressibly a lot to me to have a few un-burned bridges left

i was eavesdropping on your note today and i really relate to the mixed feelings about graduation ceremonies and uncertainty about what to do with a bachelor's degree in english and all that, and also your suicidal/dissociated feelings. like (maybe this is similar to what you're describing) i feel disconnected from myself a lot while simultaneously wanting to do the thing that would require the most self-connection, resentful of the disconnected feeling yet also desiring to end all possibility for connection, etc.

congratulations on your debt almost being over! that's fantastic especially for someone just coming out of college.

real familiar with guys who don't respond to messages and have sent messages like the one you sent (albeit without the bondage). your "boring rapist" descriptor is great.

your commentary was really funny, "you might wanna talk to a doctor about that"

have a good weekend

Misanthrope said...

Dennis, Hmm, I'm saving up for about 5 or 6 of these now. Just to see if I can get 'em to shut the fuck up for a minute. Not really. Is it me or are the escorts a lot more attractive than the slaves, generally? I'm talking just in terms of looks, nothing else.

Great about the vacation being relaxing. Did they put cucumbers on your eyes in the spa? I don't know why I asked that, probably because I always see that on TV. Hehe.

The insomnia hit me again last night. Of course. Got in bed at 6am, fell out at noon finally. Woke up at 4pm. What the fuck?

My guess is that it's my meds. All of them have drowsiness as a main side effect. Two of the four have insomnia as a main side effect too. And frankly -without being alarmist or anything- depression doesn't help. I've been under a heap of that for the last couple months, just don't talk about it because nobody likes a Debbie Downer or whiner. And really, talking about it doesn't make it any better. But I'll come out of it, as always. If only because I have to. I have lots of shit I want to do.

Misanthrope said...

Fuck, I just realized I'm an old faggie. What the hell?

little foal said...

hey josh,

you're totally welcome. and thanks so much for what you said there, i really appreciate it. yeah, what you described relates a lot to what i wrote about. in my experience, the state of being disconnected from oneself can relate in horrible ways to the state of being disconnected from the world, and feeling conflicted in terms of the feeling of disconnectedness sucks as well, and i guess it can make it difficult for things to get better. the feelings i experienced when i was at university, aren't there so much these days, but in some ways i feel really uncertain about myself, as possible as things feel.

the debt situation is such a relief, and i feel proud of myself for having achieved it. and thank you for the kind words about the commentary that i wrote. my confidence totally disappears when i try to be funny, especially on paper, so usually i don't try at all. but when i noticed myself responding to some of the stuff in the texts, i was like, okay i'm gonna do this, and it's really awesome that you liked it. anyway, if you ever want to talk more, feel free to say whatever here, or you're welcome to e-mail me: the.pure.milk.of.feeling@gmail.com is my address.

check you later,

darren
xoxo

statictick said...

Hello everybody.

Dennis: Hey. Ok, the move 50% out of Detroit is done. So, 50% of me is in Lakewood, OH (which Gluth reminded me was included in his younger stomping grounds... which is weirdly comforting). 50% remains in Detroit. My art stuff is in storage. I wanted to get a studio there, but I could use the newly available $ to make some things happen. The move was initiated by the fact that the mgt. of the apt. bldg. I lived in for almost 7 years just went insane. I didn't have a working fridge for 2.5 years, and so much else that's not worth mention. And it was also mainly to be with Jimmy. I mentioned that our trip to FL in Apr. had a huge, positive impact on the relationship. I never thought I'd commit again, but committing to a nice guy instead of an Asshole is something new. So...

You'd asked after URGH, A Detroit Music War and how that went. It was fantastic. 18 bands played short sets and seamlessly blended so everyone fit in. I'm sure Brandon is having a great time editing away at tons of footage. The end product should be great. I made some friends with members of some of the bands that I have to catch up with now that I'm settled. They were primarily punk bands, very young ones; the new, baby crop of Det. bands. I didn't see anything I didn't like.

One band that did not play URGH has become an obsession of mine: Odd Hours. Odd Hours is led by Brandon's ex, Natasha Beste. Natasha co-directed that old trailer for USERLANDS, and more recently directed a vid for my novella, ACT. She did an incredible job (what she did, based on a couple of simple ideas I had, changed the way the book was edited entirely).

Odd Hours sound somewhere between Joy Division, My Bloody Valentine, and the screwier, female end of pop. I might have that all wrong. I will be seeing them next weekend, and conducting interviews. My bet is that they'd make for an interesting guest post. They are definitely something very special out of the D, and I'd like to present that, given your go ahead.

Hope all's good. Can't wait to see pix from your trip!

Got more, but I'll get to that this weekend.

Oh, real quick, you know I'm going to tell you that Costello's show in Det. was incredible. Ferocious and charming. And only two songs matched what I'd seen a few weeks before in Cincinnati.

Best to everyone.
Njr

steevee said...

I haven't written a treatment or outline, beyond a paragraph or two summarizing what I plan to write, for the script. It's all in my head. I don't know if that's a good way to write, but it's usually how I do it. So far, my writing has been in linear order. I think that's going to change. I keep coming up with ideas for scenes later in the script than I've gotten to so far. I already have the first two dates planned between the architect (who's about two decades older than the photographer, but became a "butthead" and responded to the photographer's picture in BUTT) and photographer. On one, they go to a karaoke bar and the photographer sings "That's When I Reach For My Revolver." I think the architect will sing a Sondheim song from COMPANY. On the second, they go to a comedy club and suffer through an unfunny insult comic - think Neil Hamburger meets Andrew Dice Clay meets Tracy Morgan - and then argue with the guy offstage about his use of the word "faggot" and other offensive things he said. Actually, the architect is willing to accept his excuses but the photographer wants to tell him to fuck off.

Chris Cochrane said...

good morning - my band is past history I think and I am guessing from you no news is good news!!!
have a great weekend
odd things over here, just finished Gandhi bio and started Sarah Schulman's Mere Future, which is, I'm not sure yet. The end of my day was helping a woman in a psych ward in the Bronx, who has been using alcohol and crack for many years decide if she should go into a rehab for a bit of break. inconclusive, though she thought it might be a good idea

anonymous said...

dennis, been wishing so bad for a reset button for everything. wish i could online-meet you all over again and erase how much i always suck. wish i could do the NY internship differently (if i had just fucking finished that book i had an in with scholastic and everything), wish i could pick a different college. wish i could go all buffy when she just changes her name and starts over somewhere else. but the past is impossible to escape. it seems ridiculous to have already accumulated such a high number of regrets and only be in my twenties.

and i know that even if i COULD hit the reset button, i would just screw things up all over again the way i always do. i can delete my accounts at a site but as soon as i return my posts are shit again. i can apologize for things a million times but 1) the damage is done and 2) even when i've gotten forgiveness i've just freaked out like i always do and fucked up everything again.

i'm maybe 4% talent, 6% good person, and 90% neurotic shit. i'm just as bad as the cocky but self-hating escort really... i don't say "look at me i'm so awesome" but it's just as annoying (probably more so) to always be like "look at me i'm so fucking depressed." but i don't have any other message to offer... it's like a wound that no matter how much i clean up the gore and say "i swear you guys the bleeding has stopped" it's always gushing out. well more like a leaky ass because i just shit on everything. like the end of my shit story the guy sees shit everywhere but it turns out it's not the world around him it's himself, he cuts himself and shit pours out. yeah. sorry. this started as just another of the first kind of post everyone's sick of ("sorry for freaking out") and turned into the second kind of post everyone's sick of ("i suck blah blah"). so i want to say i'll quit posting but that never works either. fuck

Sypha said...

Misa I kind of prefer the escorts also. I know a few of these probably ended up in my "Pictures From Dennis Cooper's Blog" folder.

Dennis, yeah "Tropic of Cancer" started off great but then it got dull so I dropped it and now I'm halfway through "Querelle" instead. Genet's much more up my alley.

inthemostpeculiarway said...

catch_fish is my favorite. The cutest. But I like Ringerboy's thinking that he can get paid to wrestle and maybe get a massage without doing anything else. Oh, maybe he can.

Hey Dennis,

This might be kind of weird, because I'm going to be responding to your last vacation report, but weird is nice sometimes, so:

The castles sound really cool. I'm sorry about the French woman, though. I'm not sure how I'd feel about that. Just depends on my mood, I guess.

Have you had any more of the delicious white wine?

I hope the Paris Review interview's done by now. Hopefully it's all over with and you can relax even more.

A few things about my week, most of which are just from yesterday, but oh well:

Went swimming with Eyebrows and our friend. It was a public pool but nobody was there, which was nice. I got out to dry off and was laying on my stomach on a chair when Eyebrows came and layed down face up next to me. He sighed, lit a cigarette, "It's fucking hot," "Yeah. But I don't know. Not really," looked at me with his head cocked, rolled his eyes and closed them. He exhaled smoke slowly and it traveled along his shoulder and stuck there before trailing off into the sky or wherever. It looked really pretty and probably unhealthy and I guess he could feel it because he opened his eyes halfway through and watched it, and he looked really tired. Then he reached his hand over and hit my chair until I reached mine over, and they were connected briefly, but my arms are long, so my fingertips ended up scraping the concrete while his hand hung there loosely, except when he'd wiggle his fingers or trail them across my wrist and I'd kind of squeeze them back. That went on for a long time or it felt it did, until he started slapping my back saying "Wake up wake up you don't want to get a sun burn wake up!" me: "Ow ow stop it you ow motherfucker I wasn't asleep!" and he laughed.

Went on a walk, which was really nice for the most part. Nobody was out because it was 1 in the morning, so all I could hear was the clomping of my shoes and sometimes an animal or something. It was almost a full moon so I could see fine but not the movie scene blue that it's always made out to be, but I could see well enough to see a guy talking on the phone. As I got closer he walked away, and I continued on, until I heard somebody else walking, and I looked at the shadows and saw somebody there. I was fine for a while, but then I got freaked out, so, turn around, it's him, he immediately opens his phone and starts typing something, turn back around. A few minutes later he's still there, so I walked faster, and he did too, so I slowed, he did too, became convinced he was just trying to scare me and I think that's what it was, because at some point he vanished. So that was strange.

inthemostpeculiarway said...

My friend called me soon after that, very terrified because she'd woken up and seen something grab the comforter off her bed and throw it. She said she was too scared to move at first, but then she turned on the light and saw nothing and got more scared. So she started talking about ghosts, and I kept trying to steer the conversation else where so she could get some sleep, but she didn't want that, I guess. I learned about the Blue Boy, a blue ghost who appears in windows of a boarding house, and some women who went on an elevator and then ended up witnessing a Civil War autopsy. There were more but those were the most memorable ones. After that she told me how she'd once gotten scared by a midget clown at a haunted house, and she laughed at that, and said she was tired so she'd try to go to sleep now. So that's good, I guess.

Oh, I watched Going the Distance because it was on and I wanted to stop thinking for a while. When Drew Barrymore and Justin Long are on screen it wasn't bad, but everything else just felt like a bunch of unfunny sketches, so that sucked, sort of. I know my friend will like it, though. So at least there's that.

Well, there's more, but I'm tired, so, yeah. The next report will be better, as I'll get back into it, and won't be as tired. And I know you have pictures and stuff on Monday, so I'll just say I hope your vacation was great and ask how was your yesterday, Dennis?

_Black_Acrylic said...

@ Dennis, I've been shy of commenting for a few days, but still keeping tabs on the rerun posts this week. I particularly enjoyed the acid and shootings days.

Yesterday I went to the MS Therapy Centre to tell them about my idea for this residency. They were glad to see me and checked the books, and I'd not been since September 2009! Not because I suddenly felt better, but rather I'd just fallen out of the habit of going. So I did a session in the hyperbaric oxygen chamber and yeah, it really does make a noticeable difference. I need to get back into the habit of going once a week again.

Of more relevance is that they're very much up for my art proposal. Attendees at the centre would create art for the walls, and some members would form a committee to decide what goes where. I'll discuss the proposal with the DCA next week, and it's good to have the centre on board for it.

All week I've been following the scandal at News International and just been laughing my ass off about it. Murdoch's had such a pernicious influence on British politics and culture for decades. Some commentators are saying this is our Arab Spring, and maybe it's not quite so dramatic but still. It's really fucked Cameron over bigtime.