SOME INFO:
Pacific tree octopuses are located in select rain forests yet not known. They are rarely ever seen, but they have vision comparable to humans, possibly even better. The octopuses are thought to be almost extinct, and there is a constantly ongoing fight for these sweet little creatures to be put on the list. The pacific octopuses are almost the whole package, they're incredibly smart. These things have the largest brain-to-body ratio of any mollusk. Actually they're quite like monkeys, swinging from branch to branch, having love affairs with bananas. Whooooo these suckers are the real deal.
The sad thing is that their skin is coveted within the rich folk. It is thought to show high wealth and tennis skill of the utmost quality. Thank god it's been outlawed.
SASQUATCH LOVES HIM SOME OF THESE HE EATS THEM DAILY
Also if you're thinking of having them as pets you'll need the following:
huge terrarium
lots and lots of bananas
branches
at least two others, they need friends
cool hangout in tub
have good attitude
has to love animals
has to have at least ten years experience with them
MY PETS:
CARCAR:
Man this guy is moody, but A LOT of fun. Memories will live on forever between us. I love this guy. I've found he likes tomatoes a lot. Also likes water a lot more than trees. Hmm, weird. But the car drives are always a blast. HE LOVES MCDONALDS.
TREECOT:
WOW this is the guy... man this is the guy. WOW. Some good times had. Quite like the stereotypical Pacific Tree Octopus. I like him though. He's a cuddler.
BESSY:
She's really shy. I MEAN really shy. I love her though. It's kind of like a game of I spy when ever I try to find her. I like that game. She doesn't seem to like car rides.
LASSY:
Just like that dog. I swear. I don't get it. Even barks.
NOSFERATU:
I swear this thing is Dracula. It sucks my blood till I can't even walk. I only got him since he was in the pound and I felt bad for the guy. But I mean... This can't keep happening. My life and relationships are at risk here. I won't be able to go to work. I won't be able to do anything. Killing is not my thing, that's the pound's problem. I can't do it. But my legs have been seeming a little more blue than usual. People look at me weird when I jog. What's up with that? They seemed concerned, but I don't know what they're talking about. I just say “Oh yeah that's NOSFERATU, haha.” Keep going on though. My eyes are turning. I feel like I'm growing. I thought I was done? I guess not. Haha. Well I'm glad. I am short. And I'M WAY overdue for a spurt. My cables are driving me crazy. Hey, NOSFERATU'S out. Haha I was just talking about you. Where've you been? I missed you. Our friends too. The scarlet lighting I think makes me tense. Is the ocean nearNOSFERATU? I could go for a dip.
KOLE:
I didn't even know I had this one. HAHA. Well I guess I do. Is this your friend NOSFERATU? You seem like mutual friends. Am I right? Haha. Well you guys have fun. You guys going to the mall? sounds nice. You're not, where are you going then? ARE YOU THINKING OF ESCAPING? That's a big problem. You go on home, KOLE. I need to have a chat with my pet. I'm sending you to school. NOW where's the ocean? You never told me. It's near, right? Don't go coy! Not allowed BIG NO-NO. You're going in your crib. UGH, you stress me out big time.
juleJEWLjune:
WE go way back. Good memories. First pet.
DEERTOP:
Haha, this guy is funny. And he knows where the beach is. Scarlet lighting, ohhhh. It bugs me. Seriously. I've been writing recently. It's good. DEERTOP likes it. We all like it.
PILLO:
Just got this one. Hopefully it's good. Had bad caretakers before. Left it on the street with a trampoline.
MAARKET:
This guy can eat and party! Haha. Party animal, such fun. Big time football fan. Me too. Love it. Since I was young. I wish I could do that. Legally. What? haha I don't know what I'm talking about. Oh yeah, my pets. Oh, MAARKET. One of god's good ones. Supposedly hung out together, pretty rad dude. Took out that bad lighting. Love him forever now. Never apart. Fat though. And heavy. Needs a crane.
NOSFERATU is almost dry. Me too. What is up with that? I'll get lotion. Just in time too. MY brain is fried.
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