Oliver Twist 2007

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The Artful Dodger: 'Fagin drugged me again.'

Charley Bates: 'Me too. Get over yourself.'

The Artful Dodger: 'I wish the Dark Knight was my father.'

Charley Bates: 'I wish Tony Soprano was my father.'

Fagin's voice: It's time.

The Artful Dodger: 'Fagin really likes my legs. But why?'

Charley Bates: 'I like your legs too.'

The next morning

The Artful Dodger: 'I'm bored of you, Fagin.'

That afternoon

Oliver Twist: 'Life is fun.'

The Artful Dodger: 'My guilt is extreme.'

Monks: 'Totally.'

The Artful Dodger & Monks: 'You're nothing now.'

Fagin: 'He's nice. But I want one more boy.'

Later that afternoon

The Artful Dodger's voice: 'That's him over there.'

Fagin: 'He's dead.'

That night

The Artful Dodger's voice: 'Please, Fagin. Don't.'
Oliver Twist: 'Life is difficult.'

Monks: 'I'm so lonely.'

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